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requested by ; anonymous (28/12/25), anonymous (31/01/26), and anonymous (17/03/26)
fandom(s) ; cookie run
fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific
character(s) ; obscure umbra cookie
outline ; “With the new Ovenbreak update coming out soon, could you perhaps write some smut headcanons for Obscure Umbra Cookie with a female reader? (I am 20+)
That man is sooo fine and I'm excited to see he'll be showing up in this update! 💖💖”
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“hiii is it alright to ask if you can do obscure umbra cookie? just a simple relationship hc ^^
(maybe a nsfw hc too if ur up for it. dw, I'm above 18)”
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“Greetings! May I please have general headcanons for Obscure Umbra Cookie x reader smut? I am over 18.
this shouldn’t come as much of a surprise if you’ve known them for any amount of time at all, but obscure umbra cookie is a strict dominant in the bedroom. and a complete stone top as well. so, in other words, they are the one who chooses when and how to give you pleasure, they are the one in control at all times, and they are the one who you have to answer to if you want anything — which is pretty much how they approach any relationship with others even beyond the bedroom… so…
they’re also a massive sadist and can get borderline violent during sex if you don’t make your boundaries expressly clear or if they just don’t care much for you beyond just being a means for relieving stress or boredom (i.e. you’re not actually their significant other). that being said, for as much as they batter and bruise and cut and choke you, and for as beaten as you look coming out the other side, they also provide exceptional aftercare and make sure to never push you past the point you agreed to, and that’s the closest thing to a love confession you’re gonna get out of them
impact play is one of the main ways their sadism manifests and unless you’re very strongly against it, it will come up virtually every single time the two of you have sex: spanking your ass and thighs until they’re red raw, smacking you across the face with an open palm, caning your stomach and chest, and so on and so on. sometimes lighter pressure, more teasing and taunting, but usually with enough force to leave your body jolting and to have all sorts of animalistic yelps tearing from your throat in response. they’re always mindful of their strength and are intentional about the force they use on you, but that doesn’t spare you of all that much pain in the end because they’re still actively hitting you
big into dacryphilia and makes no efforts to hide how much they enjoy making you cry, be that from intense overstimulation or from how much pain they’ve inflicted on you
they’re also big into controlling your orgasms — in addition to, well, literally everything else in the bedroom, but that’s beside the point — and they all but revel in watching you struggle to contain yourself as they try to force you to finish before they tell you to. and if you do fail and cum too soon that’s just another reason for them to punish you. so, really, this particular kink has absolutely no down sides for them
they’re far from loud in bed and not especially chatty, but whenever they do speak their voice always carries an air of authority that you can never quite bring yourself to fight against. and their words are either strict instructions or degrading statements, with the very very occasional big of praise thrown in when they think you both need and have earned a bit of encouragement
big into marking and they do so with bites and bruises and cuts primarily, but if you ever allowed it they’d gladly take the chance to properly brand you with their ownership over you. obscure umbra cookie could also settle for permanently collaring you if that’s your preference, but the branding combines marking with pain play so it’s their ideal choice
also very much so into restraining you and leaving you completely and utterly at their mercy. and while they personally prefer the look of chains on you as a more sturdy bondage material, they are kind enough to prioritise your preference in this regard… just don’t choose anything too flimsy because if the restraints fail they will be taking it out on you
falling for his childhood best friend after she moves back home hcs ; teru minamoto
requested by ; 🍰 anonie (19/10/25)
fandom(s) ; toilet bound hanako-kun
fandom masterlist(s) ; here
character(s) ; teru minamoto
outline ; “Tbhk writer in the big 2025?? Is this real??
Anyways, may I request teru minamoto with reader being childhood bestfriends but she had to leave for another country because of her parents work, then she moves back and surprises him? Maybe in the trope she fell first but he fell harder (I'm currently IN LOVE with this trope)”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
living alongside the minamoto family throughout your formative years, and growing up as the closest friend of the family’s eldest son, all but guaranteed that you’d end up with a great deal more knowledge and awareness of the fundamentals of exorcism and spirits than the average person. not even through intentional research on your part — though, of course, as you grew older you did start to look into the things your best friend told you about his life in an effort to better understand him — but just generally through continued proximity
a continued proximity that lasted from infancy through adolescence, to the point where (after his mother’s tragic passing) his younger siblings and father even took to treating you like one of their own: preparing an extra portion of every meal without asking because they always assumed you’d be staying over, making plans for family trips that included you and your own parents without question, celebrating your birthdays with the same joy they celebrated their own, and even letting you in on some of the more secretive parts of their lives without giving it too much thought… not to the point of training you as an exorcist, goodness no, but more so just talking about these things around and to you without that same hesitatance they might around other non-relatives
because by then you were, for all intents and purposes, just another minamoto
which made your emerging crush on your best friend that much more difficult to snuff out because he was just always there, always present, always reaching out for you like he knew you’d always be there… an inherent degree of trust that never failed to leave your face burning and your heart racing once you finally realised the true depths of your feelings for him
… right in time for your parents to suddenly — or, at least, suddenly from your perspective as a young lovestruck perspective — uproot your entire life and move somewhere just far enough away to make it borderline impossible for you to stay in contact with your best friend with you both going into middle school… and his training getting more intense on top of it all
so, yeah. needless to say that goodbye was a very tearful one — for you, for him, for kou, and especially for sweet little tiara who had come to see you as her big sister and was openly devastated about losing you. and the years that followed were arguably even worse as you were left feeling like you were drowning in homework and school and grief and isolation without the consistent presence of teru to keep you afloat
and of course from the few short conversations you were able to have with teru you could tell he was barely keeping his head above the water himself — between his school responsibilities, his exorcism work, his family, and so on — even if he’d always been much better at keeping up a more calm and personable facade than you
and that certainly wasn’t helped when seemingly every school wonder at his school decided to start acting up at the same time… a situation that he started venting to you about the second it started and while you can only understand about half of what he’s saying you can’t say that it sounds like an enviable situation to be in
… so when your parents finally decide to move back to that town you grew up in and enroll you at the exact same high school as your childhood friend just a few months later, it’s safe to say that you had a lot of mixed emotions about the whole thing
of course there’s the elation, first and foremost, because now you’re able to spend your days with teru again (which he seems to share in when you surprise him by showing up at his door without warning for the first time in nearly three years) — walking to school together, taking classes together, hanging out in between lessons, studying together, and falling easily into the same old routines you had as a kid in a way that feels about as natural as breathing… and that makes you less than popular with teru’s many admirers in and around the academy
but there’s also that underlying sense of dread that you can’t seem to shake, because you may not be able to see the things he does but courtesy of your many phone calls and in person chats you’re now painfully aware of what’s going on and pretending that you’re oblivious to it all is not easy to do. especially not when you find out just how closely involved little kou has gotten with one of the school wonders (which, naturally, you made a point of lecturing him about because you know for a fact that he knows better than this, you were there for his lessons as a kid!)
but, of course, the pros do end up far outweighing the cons… even as your own crush comes back in at full force, which is not helped by the soft way teru has started looking at you whenever you smile or laugh or say his name. but you’re sure that’s just because he’s thankful to have you back in his life properly again
… not because he’s started to feel the same way about you and its so obvious to the people that know him that even his little brother and akane have both called him out for it. no. that would simply be preposterous. unthinkable. totally illogical
and then he finally breaks and confesses after nearly losing you and kou to a supernatural entity stalking the school grounds. it’s tearful and messy and his usual calm and princely demeanour completely breaks open to reveal even the messier sides of himself that he managed to keep from you (the sadism, the cruelty, the strictness), but somehow you manage to get over your shock enough to confess in return — before immediately standing on shaky legs to help him get the more injured students to safety after he made good and sure the spirit was truly exorcised
congratulations on becoming the newly crowned princess of popularity at kamome academy courtesy of your now very public relationship with teru. enjoy all the perks that come with that title, and do try not to pay any mind to the stares — because teru will stand by you no matter what so you have nothing to worry about
Love your work and wanted to request SFW and NSFW Longan Dragon hcs with Dragon Reader, whichever works for you! If NSFW, I’m 20! Thank you for all your work 🫶
Hi! I’m not in the fandom anymore and stopped taking new requests a while ago. Sorry!
outline ; “hiiii would you be willing to write some princi csm x reader hcs? smut or general, whichever you're more inclined to write ^^”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
being in a relationship with a devil is by no means an easy task given that their very nature necessitates preying on humanity to ensure their continued survival — and, thus, pursuing them becomes either a pointless effort at best or a suicide mission at worst. but for devils who, like princi, are more neutrally aligned with (or actively fighting to help protect) humans, it becomes less of an impossible feat and more of a game of patience. because while she may take a long time to acknowledge your attempts at courtship and, eventually, in her own way, accept and reciprocate them, she isn’t entirely against the idea of being in a relationship with a human… frankly she never gave the idea any thought at all before you, but that’s neither here nor there…
as she is the spider devil it only makes sense that she’s far more receptive to courting attempts that lean heavily into her arachnid nature than anything more ‘normal’ or ‘traditional’ from a human point of view. so, in other words, if you want to woo her then forgo your pick-up lines in favour of silk wrapped bags of blood for her to feed on, elaborate intricate dances while adorned in the most beautifully patterned clothes you own, or (if you’re feeling especially bold) an attempt to bind her wrists together with the strongest material you have on hand. all of those methods are sure to catch her attention and clue her in on your less-than-platonic intentions for how your relationship should go — and don’t worry about messing up, unlike her namesake she’s not so inclined to make a meal of you if you stumble
princi isn’t the type to initiate physical affection with you, but she’ll allow you to hang off of her to your heart’s content so long as she’s not actively attacking another devil at the time. she’s very lenient with you and is just happy to let you do what you will however you will — which is pretty much just how she approaches your relationship as a whole, honestly
very very protective over you and, just as she has no qualms about killing those who look at her wrong, princi will not hesitate to take the lives of anyone she perceives as a threat to you — or who just happened to glance in a vaguely disrespectful way in your direction (unless outright ordered not to by makima)… it may not be the most rational or reasonable response, but she is a devil after all, so what did you expect?
she is more than capable of carrying you around whenever you’re tired, sick, injured, or just ask her to do so. and it doesn’t matter how much you actually weigh as she is far stronger than she looks and will carry you with ease no matter what (one of the perks of dating a devil, you suppose)
while her loyalty to makima is unshakeable, she does still prioritise you and your relationship whenever and however she can beyond her public safety responsibilities. that means that outside of her work, you are princi’s number one priority and she will never stray from you and your relationship
she doesn’t have the greatest patience out there, but if you’re introducing her to someone that’s important to you and she’s aware of that fact she will become notably more docile, polite, and willing to overlook smaller acts of disrespect from them for your sake. of course she is imperfect and her patience only stretches so far, but for your sake she tries her best to leave the other party with a good impression of herself and your relationship with her
no, being her lover does not earn you the privilege of touching or messing with her bodily zipper. you can do whatever you want to literally any part of her body besides that, but the zipper is strictly off limits
outline ; “may i ask for acheron and black swan dating hcs (separate please <3) ?”
warning(s) ; canon-typical angst, but mostly fluff!
due to her nature as a self annihilator, acheron is a very difficult person to truly get close to — let alone court — and that’s partially by design, partially out of a deliberate effort on her part to keep others at arm’s length for the most part. that being said, with enough patience and stubbornness you can eventually worm your way into her heart and earn a place by her side… and, in the process, give her a new purpose to keep on moving forward now that she’s fulfilled her promises to all of her old friends from her previous life. though, admittedly, it will take a while for both of you to get to that point
that being said, for as much of an undeniably positive impact you’ve on her life the pull of nihility is not easy to ignore and there will be moments throughout your relationship where she starts to withdraw from you. never for very long, and rarely without warning, but those periods will always be very difficult for you both to deal with — especially given the unspoken truth about the inevitable destiny of all emanators of nihility like her. of course she does her best to fight it and to keep an open line of communication with you as best as she can… but nobody is perfect and you will need to be patient with her during these moments
eventually she will start to open up to you about her past — about her original name, her time as a trailblazer, and the greatest failure of her life that pushed her to embrace the aeon ix — but that conversation is a heavy one, for you and especially for her, and so it will take a lot of time for her to get to the point where she feels comfortable disclosing all of that to you. don’t hold her secrecy against her too much, though, as beyond the talk of her past she is extremely straightforward and open with you about her present and what awaits her in the future, to a far greater extent than she ever has been with another person since embracing her current identity… it’s just that some things are difficult to talk about, even for self annihilators like her
she is immensely protective over you and for as much as she hates for you to see the sheer amount of destruction she is capable of causing, she’d much sooner be perceived as a monster than hold back and risk losing the only thing left in this empty universe that matters to her. thankfully, however, such a dire situation has yet to arise so the extent of her protectiveness that you’ve witnessed is just her taking out her sword and very firmly getting people to back away from you
acheron is… not a very tactile person by any stretch of the imagination. partially because it’s just been so long since she’s gotten emotionally close enough to someone to warrant them being tactile with her, and partially because even before becoming who she is today she just wasn’t a very touchy-feely kind of person. that being said, she will tolerate you clinging to her if you’re someone who greatly values physical touch as a love language, and may eventually, occasionally, start to initiate in kind as a way of cheering you up
her default places to kiss you are on your cheeks and the insides of your wrists — and, in return, she prefers being kissed on her cheeks, her lips, and on her knuckles
she may go quiet and look a bit aloof or disinterested whenever you start ranting or venting or gushing about something, but acheron is actually a very good listener and makes a point to both carefully memorise and pay attention to everything you say to her — no matter how mundane the topic at hand may be. she also offers deeply thoughtful and useful advice for whatever situations you bring to her, as chances are she’s already dealt with something similar herself either during her life as an emanator or during her lifetime before (or she’s gone and done some research on her own to help you, but more often than not her musings are all her own in the moment)
she’s not someone that would use any specific terms of endearment for you herself, more often than not just calling you by your name instead, but it’s clear from how her expression softens when you say it just how much she appreciates it whenever you use a pet name for her. especially if it’s something softer and traditional (she is quite a bit older than she appears, after all)
she is extremely and unwaveringly loyal to you, and even when she travels whole planetary systems away from you she makes a point of regularly contacting you and checking in with you just to ease your mind… and her own as a way of making sure that you’re also doing well in her absence (as leaving you alone makes her far more anxious than she’d ever admit, but that’s only to be expected given her history)
outline ; “hiii is it alright to ask if you can do obscure umbra cookie? just a simple relationship hc ^^”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
obscure umbra cookie is, to say the very least, not someone who is easy to catch the eye of or to maintain any form of lasting healthy relationship with. after all, between their unshakeable dedication to the cause of awakening the ebony dragon and their own generally power hungry nature, it’s hardly as though they provide much of an opening to enter their life as anything but a victim or a prospective sicophant. but, should you somehow achieve the impossible and earn a place by their side as something akin to an equal you’ll find yourself with a partner who treats you like royalty and will force anyone and everyone in their path to worship you in kind… which is sweet, in a very odd sort of way, once you get past the whole ‘cult leader’ thing
they do expect you to be able to fight your own battles, so to speak, but they’re also protective enough to step in and correct any of their followers who step out of line with you — they excuse it as just maintaining order, but by now you know better and are able to see the protective gesture for what it truly is. and if the threat to your health or happiness is coming from outside of the cult they’ll either force the other party to submit to their wills and apologise for their wrongdoing or just straight up kill then if they have no greater use to the cause (or committed a severe enough infraction against you)
their work with their cult and their efforts to truly resurrect the ebony dragon naturally keeps them exceptionally busy and, as a result, they don’t exactly have a great deal of time to spend with you. of course they’re not entirely neglectful as a partner and do spend most of their free time with you, but that free time is very limited so more often than not you’ll end up with one of their most trusted followers hanging around and keeping you company… it’s a lonely life, but you surely knew what you were getting into when you started pursuing them so you have only yourself to blame
they weren’t a very big ‘pet names’ kind of person before meeting you, and even now they usually just call you by your actual name or your title within the cult rather than anything more personal or affectionate. that being said, every so often when you’re alone you may hear them slip in a traditional term of endearment like ‘my dear’ or ‘darling’, maybe to tease you or to comfort you or just because they felt like it
you are the only person in this dull world that they truly derive any sense of amusement or enjoyment from being around. and it’s borderline comical just how differently they act when you’re around to keep them company versus when they have to dedicate their time and attention to literally anyone else
they aren’t a fan of pda at all and will shrug you off immediately and even scold you if you try to initiate anything in public. not out of any sense of shame or out of a desire to hide you, because everyone around them knows who you belong to, just because they don’t like it and make as much very clear to you from the beginning of your relationship. when you’re alone you can do as you please, but around others they expect you to maintain some sense of decorum
their favourite places to kiss you are on your knuckles, the nape of your neck, and on your lips. and in return they most like being kissed on their lips, their cheeks, and along their jawline
as with all of their devotees, obscure umbra cookie will make sure that all of your basic needs are met during your time together. but for you, as their lover, they do go that extra mile and ensure that you’re left wanting for close to nothing while you’re by their side… even if they never outright state that they’re the one responsible for doing everything
being his house-spouse hcs ; pro hero ! katsuki bakugou
requested by ; anonymous (21/09/25)
fandom(s) ; my hero academia
fandom masterlist(s) ; here
character(s) ; katsuki bakugou
outline ; “hi there! i love reading your works so much, you’re such a lovely writer o(^▽^)o if you don’t mind writing it, could i request pro-hero katsuki with a housewife reader (it can be gn! but i did not know what the proper gender neutral term would be when asking, sorry ;;)
thank you if you decide to write this! :D”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
the life of a pro hero is a demanding one by its very nature. it’s one that, even within the most well established and well staffed agencies in the country, necessitates long exhausting shifts and a work-life balance that almost makes the word ‘balance’ in the phrase look entirely irrelevant most days.
it’s also a life that tends to be rather isolating for those who go down that path, even if it sounds almost absurd to feel lonely and unseen when you’re constantly mobbed by the adoring public and your name is uttered reverently in every household — because an increased public presence means an absence in the home and a breakdown of relationships as a result as the non-hero partner is left feeling abandoned, unseen, and overwhelmed
but when you and katsuki got together back during your last year of school, right before he was set to finally go pro, you were already well aware of what you were getting into and were ready to stand by his side as the best support he could ever ask for
(well, domestic support… the actual support people on scene were arguably going to be much more help for him during his work. but that’s just semantics!)
so the two of you came to an agreement, somewhere between your engagement and finalising the details of your wedding, that he’d be the main breadwinner and you’d be the one to take care of the home. because with the salary he was already on with his agency there wasn’t any real necessity for you to work, unless you wanted to work as a hobby — and, thankfully, you were of much the same mind, settling comfortably into the role of ‘house spouse’ shortly after you two got married
as far as house chores go, despite his demanding schedule bakugou does try his best to help out wherever and whenever he can. and that includes splitting chores evenly on his days off, taking over the less recurring chores so you don’t have to worry about them (vehicle maintainance, window cleaning, etc.), meal prepping with you during the evenings to lighten your load, and running any last minute errands for the household on his way home from the agency. because, yes, he recognises that as the breadwinner he could pull the ‘you’re at home all day’ card and just relax during his time off instead, but he was raised well enough to want to take care of you like you take care of the home — hence his very stubborn determination to help out as much as he does (and, no, you cannot talk him out of it but good luck trying!)
he makes a point of spoiling you whenever and however he can — either directly (like through buying you and some close friends slots at some all inclusive spa, or surprising you with some new jewellery/clothes he knows you’ve been eyeing lately), or indirectly through taking care of things he knows you were worried about or intending to do if you don’t happen to take well to being spoiled. and, because bakugou is bakugou, he will brush off all of his gifts as him just doing the bare minimum or by using some other such excuse that you both know is a complete lie
he’s a very strong believer in the ‘happy spouse, happy life’ school of thought and it shows. bakugou refuses to be one of those guys who leaves you hanging and neglects your relationship, even unintentionally, and he makes it very clear that he wants you to tell him how you’re feeling and what you need from him — be that more time off, more communication, or more help within the home, because he will always do his best to provide that for you. of course there’s only so much he can do, and there will be times where hero work leaves him so utterly hollowed out that he ends up withdrawing for a time, but it’s never permanent and on the whole he does keep a very strong level of communication with you — even if it’s just a few texts throughout the day to check up on you and complain about the ‘dumbasses’ he works with
and god help anyone he catches disrespecting you for the fact that you don’t work and handle all the domestic stuff instead, because they will be getting a very swift and thorough demonstration of the temper he’s done so well to quell since graduation faster than they can even finish saying the words ‘gold digger’
all in all, bakugou is a very aggressively and stubbornly supportive husband to you and makes it very clear how much he appreciates all the domestic labour you do as a stay at home partner — so as long as you’re prepared to handle what it means to be the spouse of a famous pro hero (and explosion murder god dynamight in particular) he is one of the best people to build a life with, both regarding this dynamic and otherwise
Hi hello, I wanted to ask if you still are writing for the Date Everything fandom, because I sent a request for it over a year ago and haven't seen an update about it. I do not mean this in a rude or impatient way, thank you and have a good day. :)
Hi! Yes I am. I’ve just been focusing more on self indulgent stuff over on my sapphic blog when it comes to the fandom. Which request was it that you sent in?
note ; this contains manga spoilers so don’t read this if you’re not all caught up lol
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
tamsy caines is a man who always seems to be a few steps ahead of everyone around him, someone who hides behind a facade of kindness and patience in order to keep others — especially his fellow cleaners — off the scent of who he truly is and what he’s actually capable of doing. and even once you become his partner it will take a very long time for you to get to see beyond the mask that tamsy wears, and unless you’re particularly perceptive you may just never end up completely understanding and knowing the man you’ve committed yourself to
(which, naturally, tamsy would prefer to be the case — not out of a lack of trust, because he wouldn’t be with you if he didn’t trust you above anyone else, but because things are simpler this way and the last thing he needs is unnecessary complications getting in the way of his grand plans)
given the choice he will never completely open up to you about his interactions with the sphere and his investment in rudo’s growth and potential, but once you’ve been together for a long enough time he may start to hint at what he’s done and why he is the way he is. he’s still very intentional about what he shares and when, but this is his version of vulnerability and despite how calm he appears as he’s speaking it took a lot of careful deliberation and planning his words out before he finally came to you and opened up
while he can be very casual about physical affection with you, tamsy prefers to keep any and all pda to a minimum — unless he feels the need to passively stake his claim on you in front of someone that he deems is getting too close, or touchy, or flirty with you. when you’re alone, though, he’s not nearly as picky and will let you do whatever you want and will reciprocate unless he has something important that he needs to work on (at which point you will be gently removed from his person and encouraged to go entertain yourself elsewhere until he’s finished with whatever it is he needs to do)
his favourite places to kiss you are your lips, your palms, and the tips of your fingers — and while he isn’t particularly fussy about where you kiss him, he can’t deny that he quite enjoys it when you kiss him on his scar or anywhere on his neck
a solid 90% of the time he will just call you by your first name, or whatever name you choose to go by in your daily life, and he’s happy for you to call him the same in return. but every now and then he will call you something a bit more affectionate, like ‘my dear’ or ‘my love’, either to catch you off guard or just because he’s in a very good mood for one reason or another
yes he will let you play with his hair, but only when you’re alone. and he will be restyling it himself into his usual look when you’re done if he has somewhere else to be, so don’t get too attached to any braids you make
he absolutely pushes you to improve whenever you’re together — though, naturally, the methods he uses to encourage and facilitate your growth are much more gentle and gradual than those he used for rudo. and this is the case even if you’re not a giver, or just not someone who goes out into the field with the cleaners, because he wants you to be able to reach your full potential no matter where your strengths happen to be
he hides it pretty well when you’re together, but he does have quite the jealous streak and whenever he deems someone a threat to you or to your relationship he has no qualms with using every underhanded method at his disposal to either mentally break them and force them to back off, or to just straight up kill them in order to remove them from the picture. you, meanwhile, get to remain safe and blissfully ignorant as to exactly what your beloved boyfriend was doing during his last minute trip into town
character(s) ; jin ‘jiji’ enjoji, evil eye (platonic)
outline ; “excuse me, hi, hello, saw your requests were open so if you don’t mind could I request dating thouple hcs for jiji/evil eye (I’m not sure if you count them as one person or if they’re separate….) from dandadan?”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
getting into and maintaining a relationship with jiji after his fusion with the evil eye is, to say the very least, a rather complicated affair. not to say that he isn’t worth the effort or that he doesn’t try his best to meet you in the middle and make your relationship worthwhile for you both… just that constantly monitoring the temperature of the liquids you consume and needing to remain ready for a spirit to take control of your boyfriend’s body at any given moment isn’t the easiest thing to deal with. especially not while you’re all still in school and have other additional stressors happening around you at the same time
that being said, if you’re willing to take those risks then you’ll find jiji to be an incredibly sweet and playful boyfriend who does whatever he can to keep your mood up whenever you’re together. the type of boyfriend who has no problems with making himself the butt of the joke just to make you laugh, and who couldn’t care less about the opinions or stares of others just so long as he gets to keep seeing that smile and hearing that laugh
and evil eye, while certainly not a partner to you and barely even qualifying as a friend given his possession of your partner, can be similarly playful whenever he’s brought out. acting every bit the child he is as he clings to you and demands that you play with him — actually play, mind you, as he has never exhibited any desire to cause you harm and seems to genuinely view you as a friend… which is admittedly rather sweet, all things considered
jiji is very loud and proud about your relationship — even compared to his usual more theatrical nature — and as such there isn’t a single person in your school, and perhaps even your hometown in general, who doesn’t know that you’re together. which is great if you like being shown off, and less than ideal if you’re a more private person and not so keen to be stared at or asked about your boyfriend whenever you’re out and about
after everything he went through shortly after reuniting with momo and sharing a body with the evil eye, jiji has become a very protective partner. not to the point of being overbearing at all, but he wants you to feel like you can lean on him and trust him to keep you safe even in the most stressful and dangerous situations (which you’re sure to find yourself in given your close association with the ayase family through him). and, thankfully, the spirit sharing his body seems just as keen to keep you safe and willing to put his own extreme sadism and violent habits to use in order to do so
jiji is also an incredibly tactile boyfriend and has no problems engaging in pda with you, just so long as you give him the go ahead to do so. that being said, he’s not entirely inconsiderate and will back off, apologise, and change things up if you tell him you’re not as comfortable with touch and want him to… well… not be so touchy with you
while jiji is generally very trusting of you, he isn’t by any means immune to getting jealous — no teenagers are, really — and he does have moments where he will get a bit uncomfortable or insecure, though those moments are very very rare as he’s usually very confident and assured about his place in your life and the strength of your relationship. evil eye, however, is much more possessive over your attention and will actively lash out and tantrum when he feels like you’ve been ignoring him (though, of course, his jealousy is very different in motivation to jiji’s is… still not fun to deal with, though)
requested by ; anonymous (03/11/25) & anonymous (17/01/26)
fandom(s) ; cookie run
fandom masterlist(s) ; hub | specific
character(s) ; escargot cookie
outline ; “Could you possibly drop some relationship and smut headcanons for Escargot Cookie with a gender neutral reader? Over 18 btw!!”
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“Could you maybe drop some relationship and/or NSFW headcanons for Escargot Cookie? She's such a wonderful character and I'm surprised I haven't seen much of her!
when it comes to what she prefers in the bedroom, escargot cookie falls rather comfortably into the category of ‘dominant’ or ‘domme’. she’s not especially strict with you and isn’t above being playful, but she does certainly prefer to be the one in control when you’re being intimate… even if the way she exerts that control happens to be more on the subtle side for whatever reason
she’s much more keen to pleasure you and cater to your tastes than she is to be on the receiving side of anything — be that oral, foreplay, and anything beyond praise, really — to the point where she leans towards being something of a ‘stone top’ when you’re being intimate. not to say that she can’t enjoy bottoming for you or letting you go down on her every now and again, just that she really has to be in a certain mindset to actually be into receiving and more often than not it’s much easier and much more comfortable for her to focus on giving instead
she’s very intent on always looking her best, to the point of having countless perfectly tailored custom outfits for every occasion and location and season — as well as a now very extensive, and constantly growing, collection of lingerie that she loves showing off for you. and, yes, she always goes the extra mile to do her hair and makeup to match each set she wears to bed, because a lady must always look her best
sex for her is a means of connection and stress relief, which translates to prolonged foreplay, lots of conversation, and a lot of physical intimacy on top of just carnal pleasure. she’s also really into body worship, even more so if you’re easily flustered by it as she enjoys getting a reaction out of you
orgasm control is another thing she enjoys partaking in during sex. particularly through delaying your orgasm and edging you to test how long it takes before you break and beg her to let you cum — which is usually followed by multiple orgasms… not enough to overstimulate you, however, as she’s not so keen on potentially causing you pain and she likes to keep you as lucid as possible just in case you need her to stop
escargot cookie is remarkably talkative in the bedroom, and unless she’s actively trying to be silent (such as to properly admire how you look when caught up in the throes of pleasure) or she’s actively cumming herself, you will be subject to her calm voice uttering an endless stream of instructions and praise right against the shell of your ear. so quiet you almost feel the words more than you hear them, but they’re made no less impactful for that. oh, and the occasional teasing remark will slip from her lips every now and then but that’s more of an exception than a rule when it comes to the things she says during foreplay and sex
she’s not especially possessive or into marking for its own sake, but the act of leaving marks on you is something she can enjoy and appreciate if you ask her to do so. though she will always be mindful to leave her hickeys in places she knows can be easily covered to spare you any embarrassing conversations or teasing comments from other guests the next day… or for however many days it takes for those marks to fully fade away
as far as positions go, escargot cookie isn’t especially picky and she can enjoy pretty much anything as long as it’s a position the two of you can comfortably maintain. that being said, she does actually much prefer to be the one on top more often than not, so that’s something to keep in mind before proposing a new position for the two of you to try out
outline ; “Hello, I just wanted to tell you that the way you write is mesmerizing. Also, would you mind writing hcs for Poseidon if it's possible? Thank you.”
+ “OMG, I'm sorry. I meant the one that "being in a relationship" hcs for Poseidon😞. Hope you have a great day.”
warning(s) ; none, just fluff!
poseidon is a very difficult god to catch the eye of, and a borderline impossible one to impress, but should you manage to beat the odds you’ll find him to be a deeply protective — and surprisingly doting — lover. one that treats you like you’re the only thing in creation worth existing, and who has absolutely no problem making his favouritism obvious to anyone and everyone around you
his favourite places to kiss you are your wrists, knuckles, and your lips. and his favourite places to be kissed are his lips, jawline, and his knuckles
he has absolutely zero tolerance for any sort of disrespect towards you, your domain, or even the things or people that are important to you, and he excels at shutting such things down swiftly, and violently should the need arise — he is a very skilled fighter after all
being his lover means that you’ll never be left wanting for anything and all of your needs, no matter how trivial or minor, will be met the moment they arise — but he never makes a big deal out of the gifts he gives you as he sees them as the bare minimum that he can do for you
even with you he isn’t the most talkative person, but whenever he does speak up it’s usually either to offer you some thoughtful response to a question you asked or a genuine compliment — otherwise he much prefers to just listen to you talk (and while he rarely responds he does look at you and make it clear that he’s listening to you, lest you think he’s being neglectful)
poseidon always shows up for you when you want him to be there… even if his presence is so intimidating that he usually ends up frightening the rest of those in attendance into stunned silence (or derail their conversations into being about how the poseidon is there… but rest assured his focus is entirely on you)
again, it takes a great deal to catch his eye and once you have his heart he is fiercely and unwaveringly loyal to you — in fact, it’s like pretty much nobody aside from you and his brothers exist to him to the point of it almost being comical how blatantly he will ignore or brush off anyone who tries to flirt with him
in return he does have a bit of a possessive streak, as all gods do, and he has no qualms about utelising his reputation and his skills as a fighter to force any would-be-rivals to back down and leave you (and your relationship) alone
