#esidesi

[guygaar]

just lord kars

[duckles-mcfuckles]

yeah....

[goldexxperience]

in retrospect some jojo names are just like . baffling in a very funny way. what do you mean these ancient aztec vampires are named “AC/DC”, “Wham” and “Cars”?

[thornybubbles]

I don't understand...

Guys....

I get that you're several centuries old and things were A LOT different back in your day, but seriously...

How do you not know how chairs work????

[avas-wonderland]

I mean the show does take place in the 1939’s after all...

[esidisimpreg]

Forgot to post this here

[gamfart]

Hmmmmm 🤔

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

Pillar Men!AU Where they get found in 2019 April or so, and Santana is found first just like canon, but he just kills the people around him, and goes out into the world. Now, Santana is either less powerful than the others (possible) or had significantly less surroundings to learn from (also possible, he was kept behind a barrier as a rock, while the others were blocked only by UV lights), so he takes a few hours to learn about what the hell happened to this planet. 

He quickly masters Spanish, English, and whatever other languages he heard in the area, and then decides he’s a little bored of just eating people. The world has changed an incredible amount now. Santana decides that he’s gonna try seeing what human inventions look like now, and then take over however he sees fit. So he steals some clothes, magics himself a passport/ID/whatever else he figured out he needed, and then proceeds to throw himself into learning.

 By the end of the week Santana’s going native. He mastered technology by day 3 fully, enough to get a laptop and isolate the way it works so no one and nothing can track it, or him. Same with any other tech he buys, looks like it never existed in the first place. Santana’s also figured out how to pass entirely as a human, how social media works, and what the hell memes and culture have turned into. Starts a twitter for stupid thoughts. Builds a program on his laptop to make a 3-d hologram that he could actively try to build to improve the masks. Integrates magic and technology perfectly.

He does this well enough that about a few months later, when the other 3 break out, Santana forgets they don’t fully know everything yet and decides to send a text/call via tech magic explaining where he is and what’s been going on. One problem. The signal translates to rock’n’roll music blaring through Wamu’s piercings, and scares the shit out of all three gods present until Esidesi decides to grab one of the piercings and scream “what are you” into it, which is the rough magical equivalent of talking into the phone.

 So now Santana can finally talk to them, and more problems rise up as to how they’ll locate him. Santana tells them to stay where they are, he has a plan, and half an hour later, they’ve been teleported into his room. Our boy is majorly proud of himself cause he built this thing in half an hour, and it works!

They all kinda need a break, and everyone’s a little tired, so first things first Santana has to teach them about how the human world works now, and it all goes downhill from there.