#especially alcohol

[coolest-detective]

Name???

“Nope, name is sacred. Can’t tell you legally.”

[endlessdarknight]

wish drugs weren't so quick to lose effectiveness on me. i get used to shit really fast

[kat-ryn]

why is having any liquid go down the wrong pipe feel like dying

[theclassyvegan]

Nothing pisses me off more than someone trying to peer pressure me into something. Like, eff off! I said, "No!"

[jurassick]

i love everything. 

[yiuliel]

Love how some people insist that you HAVE to make a freakin PARTY with much alcohol for your birthday

[womanoftheyear]

We are never ever ever getting back together

My liver

[amanitits]

I would like to thank alcohol for the next 5 hours