Prompt: the kids meet those meanies that made fun of Sportacus and robbie cause why not (Also I accidentally sent this ask to different blog/wrong blog xD my best and first fail on tumblr, 2017)
Link to the first ficlet (Protective Sportacus)
Link to the second ficlet (Protective Robbie)
Another anon sent in a similar prompt:
Since you have protective Sportacus and protective Robbie. What about protective kids!! Kids literally be scary if they want to and i'd Love to see it ;)
Y’all really like these boys being protected, huh? Fine by me. I love the lazy husbands.
Thanks again to @rottensocksandfluff who let me use them as a sounding board to figure out how to do this chronologically. Love yah <3
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“Sportahusband!”
Sportacus, who had been in the middle of series of flips, stopped and turned around when he heard Robbie’s voice. Without warning, Robbie slammed into him, capturing Sportacus in a tight hug. He buried his face in the crook of Sportacus’ neck. Sportacus automatically wrapped his arm around him. He had a distressing guess as to what had caused this embrace.
“Did you, by an chance, run into three jerks just now?” Sportacus asked, rubbing a hand up and down Robbie’s back.
“I love you,” was Robbie’s response, which Sportacus took for a ‘yes’, “I love you and your accent.”
His heart leapt at the thought of Robbie defending him from those strangers and he kissed the side of Robbie’s head, “I love you and all your tics. Every one.” He sighed, “I’m sorry you had to face them.”
Robbie chuckled, “I’m sorry I had to miss you in action. Apparently you were terrifying.” He finally picked his head up, keeping his arms around Sportacus’ middle. His eyes looked a little watery to Sportacus. He wanted to address that but Robbie ducked his head to kiss him. Sportacus was all to happy for the distraction.
There was a sudden buzzing noise, like an 80 pound bee, and they broke apart, looking around. From Pixel’s house, a large round drone shot out of the window. Robbie jumped into Sportacus’ arms with a yelp.
The drone buzzed past the two of them and flew off. Seconds later, five children came running out of Pixel’s house, watching the drone and cheering. Pixel was holding a controller and had that same look on his face whenever he was paying more attention to what he was seeing in his glasses than to the world around him.
“What’s going on?” Sportacus said, placing Robbie gently back on his feet.
“Me and Ziggy saw those bullies before when they were being mean to Robbie,” Stephanie explained, “Then you made them leave and we went to tell the others.”
Trixie interrupted “Pixel followed them with one of his drones to make sure they really left Lazytown.”
“And he saw Robbie fighting them off too,” Stingy said.
“And now he’s sending a BIGGER drone!” Ziggy said, “To make extra sure they leave Lazytown! Forever!”
Sportacus knew he probably shouldn’t encourage the harassment of strangers but he couldn’t help but smile at them all. He looked up at Robbie to find him struggling to keep a straight face.
Robbie bit his lip before asking, “For how long did you say?”
“FOREVER!” The kids chorused. Robbie burst out laughing.
Pixel waved a hand to get everyone’s attention, “They just saw my drone! Wow, they’re really running fast now.”
The rest of the kids gathered around Pixel, asking for updates and giggling at Pixel’s descriptions. Sportacus took hold of Robbie’s right hand with his left, lacing their fingers together. Robbie lifted their joint hands and kissed Sportacus’ ring.
A sudden loud boom broke the moment.
“Pixel, we want them out of town, not dead!”
“That was just a firecracker! Sorry, I hit the wrong button. I think that lady fainted.”
