Jan 3, 2024
Holy hell, y'all WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
So I ordered about $75 worth of rats for my snake right before Christmas. I thought they were late but it turns out they're same day delivery and a porch pirate got to them within the time span of 3 hours.
The bag of rats.
Somebody stole a bag of dead rats from my porch.
Could you imagine? I was upset for a while but honestly, maybe this will prevent future porch pirates from stealing. Way more effective than a glitter bomb.