#eternalectics

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a fundamentally embarrassing trait in male athletes is making golf their entire personality in the offseason and im glad we finally have someone (arvid) who has a life outside of that, actually, thank you very much

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the nhl and anaheim ducks are being sued by a former employee due to the sexual harassment that she was subject to while under the team's employ for three years, during which multiple members of the team including equipment managers also continually made homophobic and sexist remarks towards her. subsequently, due to these events she has ended up blacklisted from the industry and has been unable to secure employment since. there is no way around the fact that the culture around hockey, not just including the actual players and the sport itself, needs major reform.

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franco colapinto lost in shanghai is actually the funniest thing

Grandpa 1: You can translate, what country are you guys from? Franco: Good morning (in Chinese) x3 Grandpa 2: He (Franco) can't understand English, can you understand English? Franco: Argentina, Messi Grandpa 2 (with some recognition): Ay, this word! (imitates the rolling r) Franco: Messi Grandpa 2: Oh meixue (sounding out Messi in Chinese phonetically) I can't understand it Grandpa 3: Can't understand it x2 Franco: Messi numero uno (spams hello and good morning in Chinese again) Messi? Messi? Lionel Grandpa 2: (in the distance) French? (imitates the rolling r again) Franco: Messi? Messi?

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guilty of having too much fun

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heehee

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oh babies...

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if ever there was a bitch you did NOT face

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his aegyo...