Jun 18, 2021
[Post-Nibiru Timeline] Gary: Okay, you’re gonna need a good photo here. Doogle McGuiness: Urgh, using a dating app lacks romance. I also thought I would meet my S/O by bumping into them and accidentally switching briefcases. Or they accidentally run me over with their pickup truck and while I’m lying on the side of the road, they give me CPR; and then when I wake up, they wipe off the dribble and we share a passionate kiss~ Ethan: How about prison, you got a Rom Com scenario for that? Doogle: ...Why? Marcie (swiping through his photos): You look like the kind of guy who likes taxidermy and long walks in the dark.
