#ethan-bethan

[hollowtones]

holly!!! what’s your favorite bird?

Ducks and doves.

[blackmesa-sweetvoice]

i’ll have you know that i had to look it up because the phrase “roblox creepypasta” is so absurd to me BUT THEYRE REAL H TH EYRW REAL AND THEY EXIST

WH-

WHSGSGFS???

[dammjamboy]

HAPPY WOMB ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JDHDHSHDJAKJFKANFJS CURSED BUT ACCURATE WAY OF SAYING IT THANK U

[aicrushesallbanks]

gordon will go like out of state on vacation or something and absolutely insist on getting the shitty t-shirts with shitty designs and slogans on them from gift shops and benrey despises it but he steals them anyway

AS A DIVORCED DAD ITS HIS ONE DUTY TO DO THIS.

[reiney-weather]

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

I mean,.., not wrong sjdjfjsfjjshd

[blackmesa-sweetvoice]

gman just is a wrinkly roblox character, that’s how he was made. some kid went on roblox and fucked around in the character creator in robloxian high school and that’s how gman happened

HSGSFSFSSF he’s like one of those monsters from the haunted video game creepypastas except roblox

[reiney-weather]

jesus fucking christ anon leave them alone. you sound like one of those moms that sees any interaction between a little girl and a little boy and goes "OHHH HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND" even though they could not look any more disinterested in each other. get a life dude, what you're doing is just fucking creepy.

(jshfdiughsf that comparison is accurate) 

[reiney-weather]

stop being a fucking amazing person or draw 25 :)

Ah, but you see this is a trick. I have never been an amazing person, in my opinion probably just like. an inch above average? 

but thank you, Benny. I appreciate it :)