#ethanthecrazy

[azurelemonvt]

ethanthecrazy replied to your post “me and my fiance are going to an aquarium today to help me feel...”

Aquariums are great! If there are stingrays, you should totes feed them.

i hope so. stingrays r very cute

[azurelemonvt]

Are you going to answer 'no' to this question?

>:y

nu

[garishginger]

2. What’s your favourite book? This question is always super hard.  The Handmaid's Tale is one of the best things I've read recently. 3. If you were offered your dream job on the condition you would have to move to Trinidad & Tobago, would you go? Only if Ethan would be allowed to come with me. 4. What is your favourite way to relax? Video games x_x 5. What is your view on legalised marijuana?  It should definitely be legalized.  It's silly to waste the police's time and the taxpayers' money over it. 6. What is the last fear you overcame? Airplanes! 7. Halloween or Easter? Halloween!  You get to dress up and you get more candy.  :3 8. What is your beverage of choice when you’re out? Hard cider. 9. If you were offered free plastic surgery, would you take it? Nope. 10. If you could only choose one colour to wear the rest of your life that isn’t black, what would it be? That isn't black???  ;-;  Purple is my second favorite color to wear. 11. Who is your favourite comedian (or comedy show)? I don't really watch comedy much.  Does Jon Stewart count? 11 new questions: 1. What is your favorite number, and what color is that number? 2. Car-mel or care-ah-mel? 3. What is your favorite period of literature? 4. Favorite anime or cartoon? 5. What is your favorite type of food to eat at a restaurant?  (like Italian, Mexican, etc.) 6. Would you rather have your dream job or live at dream location? 7. Favorite kind of cheese? 8. Favorite food to cook on your own? 9. Favorite flightless bird? 10. If you had the chance to live as a Sim, would you and why? 11. What would you ask if you had the chance to speak to someone that lives 200 years from now?

[garishginger]

Ethan: "Who do you want to win?"

Me: "It's like Harry Potter, you know, Ireland wins but Krum gets the snitch? I want Quantic to win, but Dendi to carry his butt off."

[garishginger]

Cassie, your feminism is hurting my feelingz!11~~

Oh pardon meI forgot for a moment your feelings are more important than equal pay and reproductive rights

[garishginger]

"You stepped on a sexy banana and had a Freudian slip!"

- Ethan, my charming boyfriend

[garishginger]

Boyfriend meets best guyfriend:

Me: "I'm going to get a soda, you boys have male bonding time!"

Boys: *start talking about sexism in video games*

Me: "I'VE TAUGHT YOU WELL I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH"

[garishginger]

"This was obviously written by an English major, cause its got layers n shit"

- Ethan Pendergraft