imagine dating an Etho fictive-
“hopper, slab, hopper, slab, hopper, slab, hopper, slab… ethoslab!”
“…”
“hopper, slab, hopper-”

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imagine dating an Etho fictive-
“hopper, slab, hopper, slab, hopper, slab, hopper, slab… ethoslab!”
“…”
“hopper, slab, hopper-”
Looking for heads in Gem’s base as an Etho fictive really becomes a game of “OH COME ON, there’s another one there??!?”
our limited life!etho fictive watching c!etho getting beat up on hermitcraft by gem: oh, rip him. thankfully I don’t have to deal with that.
*looks at session 6* ah fuck
sometimes it’s funny when we get new brain guys because Pause literally appeared in headspace last night and the first thing he immediately did was tattle on Etho for swearing to Beef-
was just watching tiktoks on our phone
one of those ‘introduce yourself by your middle name’ trends pops up
a random etho fictive in the back of headspace: oh, hi, I’m kakashi!
I just realized that our Etho fictive had gained a new spending habit. we keep buying mtg packs. specifically thunder junction. Etho wants to pull Oko.
you ever get so tired you just wanna bite??
have you ever watched naurto? no.
but did you buy your boyfriend a kakashi shirt because he’s a DL!Joel introject and you wanted to bully him? yes.