#joel talks

[joel-jacket]

okay no Minecraft but BETTER NEWS!! we got HORSES NOW!!!

Super secret bonus horses too 🤫

[goingjoelstal]

i have never engaged with homestar runner in my life outside of PNATI but strong bad keeps coming up on my feed. so, can i adopt him as what the kids call a "blorbo" without knowing much about him? he's dumb looking and i like him

[caninejoel]

caninejoel. ( he . him + unlabeled . ) fictive blog. ( bodily minor + antiendo . )

hello losers. this is a fictive blog and not a roleplay blog. i am not the actual joel smallishebans but i do heavily id with my source. things to know include:

sources: just joel. generally. no specific source other than that.

sourcetalk: sure. i remember a few things here and there but my memories are kind of jumbled, so it's a hit or miss on whether i'll know what you're referencing, but go for it.

doubles: the more joels the better.

signoff: j, tags things with #joel talks or #joel answers.

notes: keep syscourse far away from me i do not have the energy to deal with any of that. i'm not just anti-endo, i'm anti non-traumagenic aswell so just don't fuckin interact. it's important to note i do enjoy jokingly bullying people i am friends with but if i ever cross a line let me know i am not that much of an asshole to disregard a boundary. if you want to know my system roles feel free to ask but i won't hand them out unless prompted.

[crwndsprkzy]

I cannot help but imagine Joel kicking and screaming as he gets dragged into the Host Club

actively me please brain stop fixating on my source pretty please I just want to be normal guy I dont want to be host guy

[infinityrepeated]

if youve a lesson to teach me im listening ready to learn theres no one here to police me im sinking in until you return if youve a lesson to teach please dont deviate dont be afraid without the last corner piece i cant calibrate lets get it ingrained if youve a lesson to teach me im listening im ready to lea

[mcwhytubers]

imagine dating an Etho fictive-

“hopper, slab, hopper, slab, hopper, slab, hopper, slab… ethoslab!”

“…”

“hopper, slab, hopper-”

[samlalexander-blog]

me: im glad Sam isnt that big of a character,, i dont want nasty ppl to touch him Marvel: *releases a comic with his friends but not him* me: WHERE IS MY BOY SAM WHY IS HE NEVER INCLUDED IN ANYTHING HE IS JUST AS CAPABLE AND AMAZING AS THE OTHER HE DESERVES THE SPOTLIGHT HE DESER

[joel-jacket]

Currently, I think the event that’s on my Vsmp wishlist is Avid killing Pyro and, more specifically, for this to be the first vampire permadeath.

It would be so poetic and dramatic for Pyro to be both the first turned and the first vampire to die, and his willingness to embrace the vampiric lifestyle (and more importantly his strange reverence and devotion towards Scott) could lead to some very, very interesting character work and development.

Pyro’s very quick to try and please, and very quick to take risks in an effort earn Scott’s respect. I’m also going to take a leap of faith that, based on all of the time that they spent together in episode three, Scott and Pyro are probably going to get pretty close. I’m also going to assume Scott currently cares about Pyro a liiiiittle bit more then he’s necessarily letting on, or at least that seems to be the most logical and/or likely direction to take his character.

Now hear me out. Scott and Pyro and now friends, and Scott’ll probably end up trusting him more than other people on the server. Pyro already trusts Scott and is willing to do Basically Anything for Scott. Scott asks Pyro to do something, or Pyro tries to do something to help Scott, and Avid, who at this point will probably be pretty desperate to get back at the vampires (specifically Scott), attacks and kills Pyro. Imagine for my sake it’s very cinematic and dramatic and Avid’s going fucking wild or something.

Scott would be sooooo mad. We haven’t really seen him mad yet, except for when Pyro turned Shelby, which already seems to be mostly resolved between them. Scott already hates Avid and this would be such an interesting way to give Scott a reason to Go Fucking Wild and actually go on the offensive against the humans rather than just regard them as a mild inconvenience.

I could go on but yeah anyways. Love the dynamic between Scott and Pyro and how it sort of parallels the dynamic between Scott and Avid.