#eum

[maxxym]

another prankster finds good use for his time-stopping watch

[embarrassed-guy]

Wore my new shorts to the gym but got some funny looks 😳

[outofproportion-0]

HR Meeting Incoming

[exk444]

please GOD i just need to bend or stretch to reach something & have lace peek out from the waistband of my pants, causing whoever i’m with to yank them down to expose the most adorable cutesy patterned panties you can imagine, complete with a tiny bow, and proceed to make fun of me for wearing them and consequently for how much of a mess i make in them

[tightywhitiepantyboy]

I sure hope my date likes my manly new clothes. I’m gonna impress her so much, and maybe take her to bed with me afterwards. She’s gonna think I’m the toughest, coolest guy she’s ever met.

[seehisbriefs]

[bt2u]

Decided to take up magic and perform at a talent show, and the disappearance act didn’t go as planned…

[embarrassedanon]

“Why did no one tell me the window washers are working today?”