#euf

[takeclothesoff]

Euf

[exk444]

please GOD i just need to bend or stretch to reach something & have lace peek out from the waistband of my pants, causing whoever i’m with to yank them down to expose the most adorable cutesy patterned panties you can imagine, complete with a tiny bow, and proceed to make fun of me for wearing them and consequently for how much of a mess i make in them

[brunosaderogatory]

Headcanon: sea monsters rely entirely upon external gills for respiration when they’re very young, so constant movement (such as swimming or rocking) does wonders to help them to breathe.

And no one ever told Luca that humans don’t work like that.

[trinaleighart]

[ghostlybluemuffins]

I really shot myself from the past by writing euf bc ahahaaa guess who’s living a queer double life Now Fuckers

[twoeggzoverhard]

[kreepyskwirrel]

[takeclothesoff]

you'll be surprised how much you'd miss Dunlop

Carol Hawkins