#eunjang

[sadpotatoreads]

this is how highschool teenagers are supposed to act and not build a whole ass gang and beat each other up every chance they get TT.

Donald Na take notes.

[fightingballerina]

„Fun fact: Baku‘s tricot number is 10. Cause he is a 10/10“ – Baekjin

„Oh my god. Would you shut up. I hate your fun facts. They’re so not fun.“ – Seongje

„You’re just mad cause Gotak is number 7 and you can‘t use that line on him.“ – Baekjin

„Whatever.“ – Seongje

[i-am-traveling-the-multifandom]

I love these babies so much. yes, they are unhinged and violent, but they are still just children, with unresolved trauma and problems.

BUT THEIR AESTHETIC IS SO COOL AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!!!

[yoonisweakforthishero]

. . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ welcome!! ࿐ྂ

masterlist : ̗̀➛ requests open

⇆ call me yoon! 19 and she/her pronouns

⇆ this blog is purely for weak hero because I have been obsessed with it to the point I have started a tumblr blog. I have many different posts of different fandoms if you're interested as well!

⇆ I only have seen the webcomic so I only take request for the webtoon, I can try nsfw requests but I never written nsfw before so can't promise it's good.

⇆ SEND ME IDEAS IF YOU HAVE ANY PLEASEE. It's insane the lack of content weak hero gets (and the only content that does exist is about wolf and donald) sooo if you have any for the eunjang gang specifically SEND PLEASE!!!!!

[alexgogogone]

gray: some people may not know this, but i'm actually ambidextrous

ben: that's what's up bro love who you love

[tatortitty]

sobbing and crying big Ben knows who holds gender since he's surrounded by em (including himself)

rowan and eugene were honorable mentions LOL but they are cute I'm sure ❤

their friendship is so wholesome and I'm just happy that they can vibe from time to time 😤 it's what they deserve

[dontkickmyshin]

Weak Hero as Idols pt.1

Gray Yeon- Would 100% be the visual of the group, and is also super good at everything he tries. He has a reputation of being cold and mysterious and straightforward. Overall would be the Ace of the group and one of the most popular members, but some people don’t like him because he’s so quiet and isn’t very expressive. Fans make Youtube compilations of him smiling because he doesn’t do it very often. Is a rookie who got popular quickly. Is mourning the death of another idol, Stephen Ahn. Verbally ruins anyone who comments on his height.

Ben Park- Would be good at dancing tbh. Very sweet and kind to fans + interacts with them a lot, but does a 180 on stage and has great stage presence. Is the leader of the group, and loves all his members and takes care of them. Fans often ship him with Alex. Probably passed out of exhaustion backstage multiple times due to pressure. Has been in the industry for a while and has always been semi popular, but started climbing the rankings really quickly.

Alex Go- Is extremely awkward when interacting with fans, but is still wholesome. Bullies Ben haha. He has a very fierce temper, and fans make jokes about him being sassy. He would probably get cancelled for not bowing to his seniors at an event, or yelling at a saesang (stalker) until they cry. His fans would back him up, though. Admits in interviews that he found Gerard super annoying at the start of their careers but the two are super close now.

Gerard Jin- If Gray wasn’t there, he’d be a visual. Is the main vocalist, but he’s slightly stiff when dancing. Gets made fun of his height a lot. A more introverted member and is one of the more quiet members during interviews and award shows. Goes on live a lot to take song recommendations from fans and to practice his guitar. Has a Youtube channel that has very aesthetic blogs. Used to be in a group called Slam that was gaining recognition, but it disbanded. Has been in the industry for the longest time. Got into a smoking scandal but he apologised and quit. It’s an inside joke in the fandom that he’s a Grandpa.

[i-want-all-the-cookies]

I went to the fair yesterday, and while waiting in line I noticed that there's two types of guys that get on to those rides where one guy ends up squishing the other. (Think of the ride Jack got on, in my Jack pt 2 oneshot, on my Wattpad)

There is Group A. The guys who don't bother in trying to pry themselves off the other one getting squished. Whether the other likes it or not. They just sit there, hands on their laps, letting the momentum of the ride just do it's thing.

And

Group B. The guys who fight tooth and nail to pull themselves off the other person. Usually laughing kinda nervously, and due to forces of the ride get nowhere fast. But hey, at least they're trying. Right? 🤷‍♀️

So while taking note of this observation, I thought it would be fun if I split up the Eunjang guys into these two categories:

Group A - The you're getting all this smoke guy:

Ben - He wouldn't lift a single one of his musclely muscles to try to pull himself off of you. If anything he would be the kind to raise his arms into the air and start laughing while he enjoys the ride. Meanwhile your thighs are squished together so tightly, you wouldn't be able to fit a single hair in between them. And for some reason he is always the one that ends up squishing and not getting squished. The universe will always be on his side on this one, so you might as well get used to it. 🤷‍♀️

Gray - Gray knows better than to even try. He's smart enough to know that there is no fighting the centrifugal force of the ride's spin. He's just glad that he's knowledgeable enough to have picked the right side of this ride, and not the squish side.

Teddy - You knew what you were getting yourself into. It's part of the roulette side of fair rides. Sometimes you're the squisher and other times the squished. Oh, and don't mind the very red blush spreading on Teddy's face. It's most definitely from the excitement of the ride, and not because you two are more pressed together than sardines in a can. Or at least that's the excuse he will give you and anyone else who happens to say something about it.

Rowan - He would simply just go with the flow and enjoy the ride. He wouldn't feel bad about squishing you as long as you're having fun being squished. Not that he would even notice if you weren't having fun. So better make the best of it and enjoy the ride to.

Group B - The I will tear every one of my arm muscles trying to pull myself off you guy:

Alex - Alex will try really hard to pull himself off of you. Even though deep down inside he's kinda happy he has an excuse to be pressed up on you like that. If only it was under better circumstances. Or at the least under circumstances he is able to control.

Gerard - Gerard is too much of an old soul gentleman to let himself go completely to the ride's mechanisms. He knows it's a futile attempt, but he also knows he's squishing the heck out of you, so he feels obligated to at least try and alleviate some of the pressure.

Eugene - Eugene will probably be mortified that he's squishing you. And will try desperately to pry himself off. But poor guy won't even be able to move a centimeter off of you.

On a depressing and unrelated side note-

I ended up eating something that completely messed up my stomach. And I had to make my exit a lot earlier than anticipated, and before I had the chance to eat more of my favorite fair food. I was at least able to grab some caramel apples on my way out the door. So I guess it wasn't a complete loss. Still sad tho. 😭