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“can you please explain to me why you’re always late when we have plans.?” faith asked,looking up at her boyfriend who was late for the date the had planned for the third time this week. “i’ve been here for six hours,and now we can’t even have our date,because they’re closing soon.” she says,her voice cracking at the end of her sentence.

[beencaughts]

i nEVer saw the ship thing!!! SHIP SHIP SHIp plpS

⊰ v. princess and the moon ⊱

who throws things in a fight? : luna she’s fucking crazywho goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad?: neither but if she lived closer to her family she def would.who wants to have children? who doesn’t? if both do, how do their goals differentiate?:  luna could care less if she was someone’s mom or not, but she wants kids to make her dad happy because he’d love kids from his only daughter. i’m almost sure prince isn’t for kids, though.who is more adverse to physical contact?: at the beginning it was prince, but now it’s kind of luna because she’s like fuck oFF at this point.who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most?: i think they both hate their neighbors because they always complain about them making too much noise, and because they’re unpleasant little shits i’m sure they hate everyone.who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family?: luna pls who is most likely to leave when things get rough?: pRINCEwho thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought?: neither omg luna is still a headstrong, self-reliant bitch and prince is still an uncaring, sarcastic asshole. but then again maybe luna now that prince isn’t lovephobic and actually pursues her now.who is more likely to cheat?: neither pls they’re way too into each otherwho is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise )?: prince is more experienced in everything who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends?: they have the same friends omg neitherwho wants to go to social gatherings the most?: prince but only because luna doesn’t like going out because she thinks people are going to make fun of her english and her accent.who is most likely to be dishonest?: luna tbhwho is more emotionally closed off? how does this affect their partner?: i feel like it’s luna now because she doesn’t trust prince anymore and has her walls up aka she’s like fuck oFF. it makes it harder for prince to right his wrongs with her, but i’m sure he knows he’ll get there eventually.who is the dessert person?: princewho is more conservative?: luna tbh she’s religiouswho hates/dislikes oral sex?: i don’t even know i can tell you not luna

⊰ v. what if⊱

who throws things in a fight? : neither but do they even fight???who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad?: neither ari hates her parents, and i’m sure ashton’s live in australia.who wants to have children? who doesn’t? if both do, how do their goals differentiate?: they both want kids pls and i’m 99.9% sure their goals don’t differentiate.who is more adverse to physical contact?: ari sometimes tbhwho hates/dislikes their neighbors the most?: ari probably does, but for the reason they can catch her #cheating.who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family?: ashton probswho is most likely to leave when things get rough?: ari because then she’ll go to her lovely husband to make her feel better.who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought?: neither because they both are still true idiots.who is more likely to cheat?: arianna omg byewho is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise )?: arianna who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends?: neither!!! they both love each other’s friends. who wants to go to social gatherings the most?: ashton just for the fact if arianna went to too many with ashton people might start speculating. who is most likely to be dishonest?: arianna tbh who is more emotionally closed off? how does this affect their partner?: ashton because he hardly makes it known how he feels about being in love with a married woman to said married women, but it honestly makes arianna’s life easier to not know how feels.who is the dessert person?: both!!!who is more conservative?: i want to say ari who hates/dislikes oral sex?: neither?????????

⊰ july 17th ⊱

who throws things in a fight? : the only thing that has been thrown in a zarianna fight is zayn’s fist into a wall near her headwho goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad?: zayn but ari wishes she had the optionwho wants to have children? who doesn’t? if both do, how do their goals differentiate?: they both do, but maybe they differentiate in like passing zayn’s culture onto their children because is like yeah!!! do it!!! n*ce!!! and i think zayn is more like nonchalant about it omgwho is more adverse to physical contact?: neither but sometimes ari just wants to be left alone so she’s like :/ who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most?: do they even acknowledge their neighbors?who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family?: zayn if either of themwho is most likely to leave when things get rough?: zayn :(( but ari is guilty of it toowho thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought?: zayn probably because he probably didn’t expect arianna to be struggling with a mental illness, but personality wise arianna because zayn was a true dick to her and still is sometimes, but for the most part is suuuuuuper sweet.who is more likely to cheat?: zAYnwho is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise )?: zayn sexually but like arianna in everything elsewho hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends?: aRIANNA GOD but zayn doesn’t like chase r.i.pwho wants to go to social gatherings the most?: arianna because she likes getting dressed up looking ~swanky~ and showing off her husband plswho is most likely to be dishonest?: ariannawho is more emotionally closed off? how does this affect their partner?: arianna because she doesn’t really open up about her past and her mental illness and things. she likes to deal with them herself, and when zayn is like let’s talk about it she’s like ummm nowho is the dessert person?: ari :Dwho is more conservative?: neither i don’t thinkwho hates/dislikes oral sex?: neither ooooh

[beencaughts]

The heart thiNGY im on my phOne

⊰ v. princess and the moon ⊱

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: luna tbh

Who’s the one to make breakfast: luna

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: luna :(

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: i think they both would at this point

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: prince

Who chooses the movies: luna unless they’re something in spanish then prince is probs like no bueno 

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: lunA

Who orders lunch: idk why but i feel it’s prince

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: both to annoy the other

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: neither wtf that’s too soft for them

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: luna probs to do something sexual 

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: luna

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: luna

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: botH

Who cooks dinner: i think both tbh but luna prefers it so most nights she’s like let me cook you dinner beb :)))

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: luna she’s a perfect housewife

Who stays up until 2 reading: luna omg

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: prince lowkey

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:  both :)

⊰ v. what if ⊱

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: ashton

Who’s the one to make breakfast: ashton

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: ashton!!!

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: ari tbh

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: ari

Who chooses the movies: arianna

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: ashton

Who orders lunch: ashton

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: both and then it probs turns into a thing and they’re all giggly and cute and stealing each other’s food :(

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: ashTON

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: both???

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: ashton pls

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: ashton

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: ari

Who cooks dinner: i think ari actually tries here

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: ashton

Who stays up until 2 reading: arianna

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: ashton

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: both!!!

⊰ july 17th ⊱

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: zayn ofc

Who’s the one to make breakfast: zayn

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: zayn!!

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: both pls

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: both

Who chooses the movies: ari unless it’s twilight

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: both :(

Who orders lunch: ari

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: ari

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: ari 

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: neither of them work at home????????

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: ari but zayn sometimes lowkey

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: both

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: ari but it’s probably a joke about herself #perv

Who cooks dinner: zayn but ok ari really tries to domesticate herself and cook dinner sometimes

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: what’s gonna work? teamwork

Who stays up until 2 reading: arianna :D

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: ari #tbt when zayn said he never saw ari sleep

Who kisses their partner while they sleep: both :)

[beencaughts]

euphorixc​

      luna walked inside of cassandra’s room, not really caring on whatever she was intruding in on because it her best friend’s birthday and luna would be damned if she wasn’t taking her out on her nineteenth. “get your shit together, girly, we’re going out.”

[hurricxnc]

text;; loml

blair: umm, besides the cuddling you might have to take care of me bc I feel v sick.

blair: you love me enough to take care of me after a long day, right?

[beencaughts]

And alsO the other one tag my indie tho 😭

⊰ v. princess and the moon ⊱

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? neither omg i think they both are very skilled in the art of sexting

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? neither???

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? luna probably being mad at prince and not paying attention

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? luna even though i’m 99.9% sure prince has threatened her for doing it

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? luna

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? i think prince

Who laughs more during sex? neither there ain’t no time for laughing

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? luna 

⊰ v. what if ⊱

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? ashton bYe

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? ari

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? ari omg

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? both bc they’re both losers

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? ari

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? ashton 

Who laughs more during sex? bOtH

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? ashton i will fight about this

⊰ july 17th ⊱

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? neither but if i really had to choose it’d be ari

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? ari

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? ari again

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? zayn

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? ari

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? both they catch up on shows together pls

Who laughs more during sex? ari pls but she hardly laughs

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? arianna :(((

[beencaughts]

Parenting meme for all our shIPS thnx 💖

⊰ v. princess and the moon ⊱

packs the lunches: luna

blows raspberries while cuddling: prince i’m positive

is the tickle monster: luna tbh

gives life lesson speeches: they both have so much knowledge to pass on probs both

kisses the boo-boos: luna

breaks the bad news: prince

joins the PTA: neither omg

crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories: luna probs

gives the crazy nicknames: lunA

⊰ v. what if ⊱ (oh the irony)

packs the lunches: ari

blows raspberries while cuddling: ashton :)

is the tickle monster: ashton

gives life lesson speeches: ari 

kisses the boo-boos: both if we’re being honest

breaks the bad news: i feel like they do it together

joins the PTA: ari!!!!

crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories: ashton

gives the crazy nicknames: ari

⊰  july 17th⊱

packs the lunches: ari and sometimes zayn

blows raspberries while cuddling: zayn

is the tickle monster: ari

gives life lesson speeches: ari

kisses the boo-boos: zayn

breaks the bad news: z…ayn???

joins the PTA: ari!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but she’d make zayn go too

crashes sleepovers with embarrassing stories: ari omg

gives the crazy nicknames: ari

[hurricxnc]

"what do you mean you don't want to go to the dance?"