#ev;nether

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Man logs in for the first time in MONTHS. Meets his fake daughter—who he knows IMMEDIATELY is a fake. Follows her; she takes him to the NETHER. He ends up falling into a pit and getting kicked. All minutes before the server closes for the biggest fucking lore event in its history.

WHAT IS GOING ON?!

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Fit: "Where have you BEEN?!"

Forever: "*sigh* ...nether?"

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Quick Mariana screenshot dump because wtf

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QSMP RECAP : DAY 226 (11/3)

[twt] a teaser for november 4th’s lore went out, featuring dapper

PHILZA canonized his immortality (go NUTS crows)

FOREVER spawned in the nether and talked with walter-bob

FOREVER ran into the black cucurucho and talked with him via books

ELQUACKITY left a message in chat in binary (“i can’t see you”)

the black cucurucho gave FOREVER a book to read out in a certain place at a certain time (i don’t trust this shit)

FOREVER made it out of the nether (REJOICE FOR MISTER PRESIDENT)

FOREVER, FIT, and PHILZA talked a little bit

FIT and PHILZA showed forever the dia de los muertos event area

GUY FAWKES’ DAY EVENT: blowing stuff up! giant statue of cucurucho! down with the federation!

PHILZA saw technoblade’s ofrenda. o7

ETOILES found more books at the rebel’s hideout (bbh, philza, cellbit update, kameto)

MARIANA logged on! (wHAT)

MARIANA spent time with (code!)juanaflippa (and realized she wasn’t real)

ETOILES helped people train for purgatory

MARIANA followed (code!)juanaflippa to the nether

MARIANA fell into a hole and was disconnected (“now your name is blue and for their victory you’ll fight”)

MISSA tried to log in, but he was too late. (rip o7)

TOMORROW IS PURGATORY. ARE YOU READY? ENJOY THE ISLANDS.

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fit (to phil): "what happened to you? you look like a *pincushion.*" forever: *silently f5s out to look at himself.*

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"…so you were the one destroying my house, silly friend??"

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"FOREVER!!!!" "BADBOYHALO!!!" "…YOU LOOK TERRIBLE!!" "SO DO YOU!!!!!"

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Walter-Bob book dump!