#eva mudlark

[incorrectaquabatquotes]

What good is science if no one gets hurt?

Dr. Eva Mudlark

[kayliskian]

What happens on the battletram stays on the battletrasm

A shitty fanfic written by me and @piranhapunk using only the last sentences of eachother’s paragraphs, using no autocorrect or backspacing.

okay what the fuck heres the full script

it is said that what happen on the battletram stays on the battletrasm . One day, Ricky fitnes was eating a really fine key likme pie, and thus he enjotyed it so much. he weas enjhoying it so much that he started MOANING VERY LOAYDLY, too which jimmy the robt heard that he thought ricky was in danger! he walked in and what he saw he almost couddnt comprehend. it was doctor eva mdlark. she was vo covered in slime, alive. the slime covered her chest and limbs and made a dsisgusting slimy mech suit of slime and it was horrible. "AQUABATS!" she shouted towards him in a thick gemrman accent. PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED BY MY MECH MUK MONSTER!SUIT!" she shouted as sghe voraciousluty licked the cheek of Master bat comanders cheek.  master bate comander was very confused at this situation and he ran zway screehming . meanwhile, jimmy continued to shoot his lazers with speed and flair at the monster because it his dooty.  "NO DONT SHOOT ME WITH YOUR LAZERS! MY BABIE!" eva mudlark dodged and swerved between the laser blasts with speed and flair that surpassed the speed and flair of that of jimmy the robot. "YOU ARE HEARTLESS AND I WILL DESTROY YOU! YOU DONT KNOWZE MEANING OF PAIN! YET!" eva then fired globs of putrid sewarge at the aquabats, of which smeeled so terrible, ricky could never not have nightmares of the scenet. Master bat comander came back, within his fingers he had fighet spinersd that sparkled with the stars of al the galexy. he threw them at eva's monster, to which it sliced the monster and melteded it. Eva cried out in sorrow as her creation was destroyed but she had one more trick up her poisy. from the explosion jimy  was knocked back and covered in thick slime. ricky's pie was suffiently covered in slime and he did not kno wat to do. the other aquabats gasped in horror art trickys pie being covered in the smelly green goo, of which eva was very pleased about. "YES!" she rasied her fists into the air with a german accent.  "SUFFER NOW WITH TSTINK! YOU WILL SUFFER OF  THE FURY O F YMY ANCESTORS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!" and so they did. After eva ran away crying due to being fefetad, the aqwuabats sung a song about vriendship. it was prertty rad, and in the end they still had to clean the battle tram of all the slim and muk. meanwhile, crash was sleeping the entire time dreaming of a nice burger. the end.

[thelgbtqbats]

fitnesshawk and martian girl x dr. mudlock 👉🏻👈🏻

fitnesshawk has to be one of my favorites. another classic i feel. the way those two go back and forth when interacting is SO GREAT like i absolutely love their dynamic. what cuties.

random headcanon: there is lots of cuddling on long rides in the battletram. since ricky and bones typically sit together, in the double seat, it's easy for them to hold hands and sleep on each other's shoulders.

♡♡♡

martian girl x eva mudlark is a ship i haven't heard of until now! i do headcanon eva as wlw but as for martian girl...it's hard for me to get behind ships involving her since she eats people! it seems like she doesn't want romance, just food.

so whereas feral alien and feral scientist makes for an excellent dynamic, not sure i can really see it.

[ronmarking]

going thru my old sketchbook i found doodles for my pizzabats au (super old)! monty’s corndog stand was a delicious front for his Sciencey Foods Operation, ronmark co-owned a rundown pasta place with eva mudlark, and eagleclaw sold icecream in a van! they all kinda chase around after the pizzabats in an attempt to steal customers (‘cept for monty ofc becos he was busy mutating actual corndogs)

[ronmarking]

*eva mudlark voice* GET IN ZE ROBOT, SCHINJI

[ronmarking]

oh maaaan i completely forgot abt th pizzabats for a good couple a  months!! um.. i cant scan anythin rn but:

eagleclaw drives a stolen ice cream van and follows the pizzatram w/ it (they've reported him a couple times but he always comes back :O )

ronmark runs a dingy pasta joint w/ eva and shes always making gross garbage monsters do the work so like no one ever comes to the pasta place.. the pastas gross..

sometimes mooncheese come 2 help them but all the monsters eat the cheese... so mooncheese started a neutral cheese business n for a while thats where the pizzabats were gettin their cheese from (the pizza ended up enslaving half th customers so they had to stop. and uh, move cross country.)

n thats it for now!!

[ghostofmoriarty]

Dr. Eva Mudlark. 

[nintendonut1]

it's doooooone oh my god

yyyyeah. i needed to practice drawin teh ladies, and dr. eva mudlark was way overdue. she needs more love, I hope we see her again.