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Ricky: Shut UPPP!!
Eaglebones: Are we about to kiss?
Ricky: *karate chops him in the throat*
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@incorrectaquabatquotes
Eaglebones: Guys, did you know you can deescalate pretty much any situation by just saying, "are we about to kiss?"
Ricky: Shut UPPP!!
Eaglebones: Are we about to kiss?
Ricky: *karate chops him in the throat*
Eaglebones: I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in Ikea. You can't get out of this place, it's like a f*cking labyrinth!
Crash: See that door over there marked “pirate”? Do you think a pirate lives in there?
Jimmy: I see a door marked “private”. Is that the one you’re talking about?
Jimmy: Excuse me, waiter? I have a problem. There appears to be a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup.
Eaglebones: What? C'mon. I’m 100 pounds of skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defence.
Jimmy the Robot: I love emotions, I have them all the time.
The MC Bat commander: we'll have to go with my usual strategy.
Ricky fitness: what's that?
The MC Bat commander: run fast and scream a lot!
The Mc Bat commander at the end of an episode
The Mc Bat commander: if only there was a way we could take what we've learned and somehow apply it to our everyday lives
The MC Bat Commander: Call the restaurant and make a reservation for justice!
Jimmy the Robot: is "justice" the time or the number of people in our party?
Crash: I don’t think I can stay in the same van as the person who ruined my life
The MC Bat commander: For Pete's sake, I’ll buy you more coco pops in the morning!
Jimmy the Robot: I trust the commander.
Ricky Fitness: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Jimmy the Robot: I’m not sure I’d go that far.
Crash: WHAT ARE YOU!?
Jimmy: smart……i mean idiot sandwich
Crash: WHAT ARE YOU!?
Eaglebones:……idiot sandwhich……
Crash: (in tears) w-what are you.
The MCBC: an idiot sandwhich baby!
The MC Bat Commander: Let’s split up.
Crash Mclarson: Why?
The MC Bat Commander: It makes too much sense to stick together.
Crash Mclarson: Oh
Eaglebones: FOUR MONTHS.
Jimmy: What's he talking about?
Ricky: It's not that big of a deal—
Eaglebones: YOU SAT BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS.
Crash: Aw, my caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
Eaglebones: That's a Cheeto.
Crash: Oh. *eats it*
Eaglebones: the dude can repeat things people say!
Crash: really?
Eaglebones: yup! ok dude, say hello
The Dude: (discord notification noise)
I’m all about hope, change, and zestiness.
The MC Bat Commander