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Eaglebones: Guys, did you know you can deescalate pretty much any situation by just saying, "are we about to kiss?"

Ricky: Shut UPPP!!

Eaglebones: Are we about to kiss?

Ricky: *karate chops him in the throat*

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Eaglebones: I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in Ikea. You can't get out of this place, it's like a f*cking labyrinth!

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Crash: See that door over there marked “pirate”? Do you think a pirate lives in there?

Jimmy: I see a door marked “private”. Is that the one you’re talking about?

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Jimmy: Excuse me, waiter? I have a problem. There appears to be a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup.

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Eaglebones: What? C'mon. I’m 100 pounds of skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defence.

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Jimmy the Robot: I love emotions, I have them all the time.

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The MC Bat commander: we'll have to go with my usual strategy.

Ricky fitness: what's that?

The MC Bat commander: run fast and scream a lot!

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The Mc Bat commander at the end of an episode

The Mc Bat commander: if only there was a way we could take what we've learned and somehow apply it to our everyday lives

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The MC Bat Commander: Call the restaurant and make a reservation for justice!

Jimmy the Robot: is "justice" the time or the number of people in our party?

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Crash: I don’t think I can stay in the same van as the person who ruined my life

The MC Bat commander: For Pete's sake, I’ll buy you more coco pops in the morning!

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Jimmy the Robot: I trust the commander.

Ricky Fitness: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Jimmy the Robot: I’m not sure I’d go that far.

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Crash: WHAT ARE YOU!?

Jimmy: smart……i mean idiot sandwich

Crash: WHAT ARE YOU!?

Eaglebones:……idiot sandwhich……

Crash: (in tears) w-what are you.

The MCBC: an idiot sandwhich baby!

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The MC Bat Commander: Let’s split up.

Crash Mclarson: Why?

The MC Bat Commander: It makes too much sense to stick together.

Crash Mclarson: Oh

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Eaglebones: FOUR MONTHS.

Jimmy: What's he talking about?

Ricky: It's not that big of a deal—

Eaglebones: YOU SAT BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS.

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Crash: Aw, my caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.

Eaglebones: That's a Cheeto.

Crash: Oh. *eats it*

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Eaglebones: the dude can repeat things people say!

Crash: really?

Eaglebones: yup! ok dude, say hello

The Dude: (discord notification noise)

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I’m all about hope, change, and zestiness.

The MC Bat Commander

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