#evan hanley

[devilagent]

[flock-of-cassowaries]

I would say there are no winners in the wardrobe-and-styling department during the 1897 arc, but Humbert Astredo is DEFINITELY WINNING.

[whatithinkaboutdarkshadows]

Episode 784: Impaled by a pin

Vampire Barnabas Collins has come unstuck in time and traveled from 1969 to 1897, a year in which he hopes to prevent a disaster. Unfortunately, Barnabas generates disasters with his every action, and so he has taken the grim situation he found upon his arrival and made it incalculably worse. Now, Barnabas has been exposed as a vampire. Shortly before dawn, he returns to the cave where he has…

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[christophr-jennings]

This was literally the dynamic

[darkshadowsshiptourney]

Dark Shadows Ship Tournament

Round One: Rockport Division

Quentin Collins/Evan Hanley

Gerard Stiles/Quentin Collins

Voting ended onOct 14, 2024

[greenscircus]

fast & goopy portrait sketches

[barnabascollins]

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[incorrect-dark-shadows]

Quentin: I was eating this Russian chocolate, and it made a rattling noise when I shook it, and there was a horse magnet inside.

Carl: Russian kinder surprise.

Judith: That looks like it’s made out of coal.

Quentin: It tasted like coal.

Edward: You ate a vase.

Quentin (head in his hands): Honestly, at this point, me eating a small vase is the least of my problems.

Evan: In Russia, sometimes, when a horse dies, they cremate it and make a vase out of the ashes. Hence the coal taste and horse picture. You ate horse ashes and mistook it for chocolate.

Quentin: ...Me eating an entire cremated horse still does not even scratch the surface of my problems.