Mar 24, 2023
Jason: How do you like your coffee?
Liz: Alone.
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Jason: How do you like your coffee?
Liz: Alone.
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Prof. Stokes: How many kids do you have? Elizabeth: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
Barnabas: Why are you wearing glasses?
Willie: (takes off glasses) Uh, um, reading.
Barnabas: Reading?
Willie: Mmhmm.
Barnabas: ...
Willie: ...
Barnabas: I didn't know you could read.
Willie: You know I didn’t do it. The police will figure it out.
Barnabas: In case you haven’t noticed, the police of Collinsport are deeply stupid.
David: But Aunt Elizabeth, I don’t believe in Santa.
Liz: -GASP-
Liz: Wait. Ghosts, werewolves, and vampires, but Santa Claus is where you draw the line?!
David: (to Willie) What’s Willie short for?
Barnabas: Don’t be rude, he was just born that way.