Collins Family Values

artie (but my friends call me cfv) / he/him / 23 / current ep: 1045. normal abt willie loomis i prommy. come closer

[barnabascollins]

[widowshill]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch wife took my mortality in the divorce and now I am cursed to walk the earth a shambling husk forever trapped in the gray nothingness between the beauty of life and the release of death 👎👎👎👎

[bowling-with-skulls]

this is the 20k notes johnny frid post, reblog to blow a kiss to canada for johnny frid

[barnabascollins]

[lunarhobbits]

I want you to know that, no matter what you've done, it doesn't matter, because I love you.

( Caitlyn Siehl, “Start Here”; 457, 397, 456, 390/391, 409)

[fatestayyuri]

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

[barnabascollins]

(via @/starpeace.)

[greelin]

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

[greelin]

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders

[barnabascollins]

[polyphonetic]

She took my ability to die in the divorce

[hellallamerican]

[firefox-official]

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

[rozunderpressure]

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

[firefox-official]

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

[rozunderpressure]

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

[firefox-official]

yeah back in the 1930s

[slimetony]

my relationship exit surveys indicate women like when i am crying or in pain or being maimed or attacked by animals

[danskjavlarna]

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Dark storytelling that David Lynch merely aspires to: there’s still nothing like Dark Shadows.

[helenvaughans]

Dark Shadows 271

[vixvigil]

(guy experiencing the consequences of his actions) yeah i don’t know why these things keep happening to me i must be cursed or something

[effemimaniac]

(guy who is cursed) yeah I'm sure all of these things that are happening to me are just the consequences of my actions

[barnabascollins]

dark shadows character: (ruins my fucking life)

the same dark shadows character: