Aug 29, 2017
Evan: [ hugging Jake ] Let's get married.
Jake: What was that?
Evan: What?
Jake: You said something.
Evan: I didn't hear what you said.
Jake: No, you said- you said something.
Evan: ... No.
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Evan: [ hugging Jake ] Let's get married.
Jake: What was that?
Evan: What?
Jake: You said something.
Evan: I didn't hear what you said.
Jake: No, you said- you said something.
Evan: ... No.
Evan: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.
Jake: What baby?
Evan: Me.
Evan: [patting Maia and Tatum on the back] Good job gays.
Tatum: [nervous laughter] Did you mean to say gu-
Evan: Did I stutter?
piper: how long does your ideal hug last?
evan: 32 to 45 minutes.
piper: that's impractical.
evan: you said ideal, not realistic.
evan: always stay positive!
evan: [falls down a flight of stairs]
evan: wow i got down those stairs so fast!