incorrect quotes

a sideblog of things my ocs and their friends have definitely said.

[fohxolecourt]

tatum: what are you looking at?

maia: [taking a buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent she is] porn.

[fohxolecourt]

Cas: Sharp work, samurai!

Matt: Holy shit I'm gay

Cas: What

Matt: What

Tatum: Oh my fucking god

[fohxolecourt]

Tatum: Cas is very pretty.

Matt: [ nonchalantly but unconvincingly ] Is he?

Tatum: You know he is, darling. Be careful there.

[fohxolecourt]

Cas: I didn't find that theory very compelling...

Tatum: I thought that was compelling... Unless they lied.

Cas: You think a lot of things are compelling.

Tatum: I found that very compelling! Go fuck yourself, have a nice day.

Cas: Alright.

[fohxolecourt]

Maia: What are you, three?

Cas: On a scale of one to ten, yeah.

Maia:

Cas:

Maia:

Cas:

Maia:

Cas: I have self-worth issues.

[fohxolecourt]

Evan: [ hugging Jake ] Let's get married.

Jake: What was that?

Evan: What?

Jake: You said something.

Evan: I didn't hear what you said.

Jake: No, you said- you said something.

Evan: ... No.

[fohxolecourt]

Tatum: What is your favorite witch swear?

Ivy: Is...

Penny: Is there any context?

Piper: Of course not.

Ivy: Witch swear, huh...

Cas: Oh... I think I really like "fuck."

[incorrectshea]

I’m at a point where I just don’t fucking care about anything. Nickleback’s ‘Photograph’ came on the radio and I didn’t change the station. Just sat there and listened to fucking Nickleback. Who gives a shit. We’re all going to die anyways.

Cas Sullivan (via incorrectshea)

[fohxolecourt]

tatum, waking up: i just had the strangest dream

tatum: [looks at maia] you were there

tatum: [looks at piper] and you were there

tatum: [looks at jake] and you... need to move so i can see cas because he was there too.

[fohxolecourt]

tatum: all right, check behind the shelves and shit.

cas: why?

tatum: in scooby-doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves. there's gonna be one.

piper: could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of scooby-doo?

[fohxolecourt]

s2e9: the haunted quarters of the dauphine orleans hotel

[entering their hotel room]

cas: i don't wanna kill the vibe, but we could just turn the lights on

tatum:

cas: this is a hotel

tatum:

cas: [reaches for the lamp]

tatum: no no no

tatum: you're gonna scare the ghosts away

[fohxolecourt]

tatum: if i run and leap at cas, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.

tatum: coming in!

tatum: [runs at cas]

cas: NO! I’M HOLDING COFFEE!

cas: [drops his coffee on the floor and catches tatum]

[fohxolecourt]

tatum: [gets anxious over nothing]

tatum: wait this is stupid everything is fine

tatum: wait

tatum: but what if it isn't

[fohxolecourt]

cas: [literally gets picked up off the floor and slammed back down wwe style by a ghost]

cas: well gee golly gosh it sure it windy in here

[fohxolecourt]

maia: i want to do bad things to you

tatum: oh really, like what ;)

maia: break your fucking neck

[fohxolecourt]

piper: so what is maia allergic to?

tatum: pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion.

[fohxolecourt]

cas: [stubs his toe]

cas: [curls into a ball on the floor]

cas: i was dying

cas: and then i died

cas: and now [dramatic pause] i’m dead

tatum: you literally did die and didn’t complain this much