incorrect quotes

wattpad; nikisandersstan

[incorrectjenna]

lysander: it’s really muggy out there today

julia: if i go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn, we are getting a divorce

lysander: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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cella: did you just refer to that knife as a ‘people-opener’?

emory: should i not have?

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richard: i haven't made any bad decisions lately

richard: i'm bored

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arthur: alright, listen up you little shits!

arthur: not you richard. you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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veronica: you know those moments when i tell you something isn't a good idea-

arthur: and then i ignore you, yeah.

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richard: how many times do i have to apologise for burning down the school?

adam: once would be nice!

richard:

richard: no.

[incorrectjoanie-blog]

veronica: synchronise your watches.

adam: i don’t know how to do that.

calla: i don’t wear a watch.

richard: time is a construct.

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etta: you could have died!

lee: i’m fine. madam pomfrey said all my bleeding is internal - that’s where blood is supposed to be!

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arthur: this date is boring.

veronica: this is not a date. i said i was just going into town.

arthur: then why did you ask me to come?

veronica: i didn’t. i specifically said “don’t follow me”, and you said “fuck you veronica, i do what i want.” and followed me.

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calla: compliment me.

richard: uh… you have eyes.

calla:

calla: i’ll take it.

[incorrectjenna]

arthur and veronica: *staring into each other's eyes*

richard: *pops open a soda can*

veronica: we're having a moment

richard: i'm having a cola

[incorrectjenna]

richard: how many times do i have to apologise for burning down the school?

adam: once would be nice!

richard:

richard: no.

[incorrectjenna]

arthur: alright, listen up you little shits!

arthur: not you richard. you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

[incorrectjenna]

cella: did you just refer to that knife as a ‘people-opener’?

emory: should i not have?

[incorrectjenna]

richard: i haven't made any bad decisions lately

richard: i'm bored

[incorrectjenna]

veronica: you know those moments when i tell you something isn't a good idea-

arthur: and then i ignore you, yeah.

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Vik: Okay, I admit some mistakes were made.

Maggie: Murders. Some murders were made.