#evan replies

[officiallallorona]

ussmckirk: Steve Rogers is my fitness role...

INCORRECT: Steve did exercise! In the comics and the movie, he was doing military bootcamp training before he got the serum. He suffered and was not good at it (due to health issues immeasurable), but he was exercising before he got the serum. He huffed and puffed his little heart out. Don’t dismiss smol steve’s tenacity. He put his all into what he did! Even after the serum, he is constantly exercising (long treks on foot to return from enemy territory, ring a bell).

Ok but no one’s debating whether or not he exercises? It’s not what actually gets him the perfect bod? Regardless of tiny Steve’s efforts, it’s only the serum that gets him physical perfection. Also all of this is besides the point because y’all: It’s a joke post and no one’s trying to come for Steve over this?

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honeywildandmannadew

Omg I'm LITERALLY same like on all points w/ the whole seeing my future w/ a man only but then questioning if that's bc of internalized biphobia. It's easier to just go about friendships as a straight person, but then explaining how I'm bi I have to get into all these specifics sighhh. And I'm like "oh I don't need to come out to my parents bc my future sex life wouldn't affect them" but also still feeling suppressed bc still bi here ya know

Dude, it’s such a relief to find other people that struggle with this too. Here’s to hoping we figure it out eventually, amiright?

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heracleidae replied to your post: “Someone come at me with headcanons about the level of Extra™ that are...”  

Tony Stark has definitely sent Rhodey a giant bunny rabbit while he was overseas. All the guys in his squad made fun of him for it till they discovered it was filled with magazines and games to relieve the stress of being deployed.

This is exactly the high quality content I was hoping for. Thank you thank you thank you.

[officiallallorona]

The antis are getting too bold on your posts mami. Lemme know if you need “assistance” 😉

Is this about my "perceptions of Tony vs actual tony" post? The replies/reblogs on that are a damn cesspool. Lol. I try to avoid checking it for my mental health because you get a bunch of fake woke yt chicks telling me, a woc, that I am the devil for asking a black man to sympathize with a white man (which is literally not a thing I ever said. Saying "Sam's perception is missing info" does not equate to "sam should take steps to find that info". Like, I actually DON'T endorse the latter so they can fuck off with the straw man). And fighting a bunch of antis who lack critical thinking skills over CIVIL WAR DISCOURSE in the year 2021 sounds just...exhausting. AND just makes me angry Tumblr doesn't give me the ability to curate who can reply to my shit or just...lock it down so no one can.

So like, I am trying my able best not to jump in. And I use my block button. But if you want to, you have my blessing. And thank you for reaching out to acknowledge "hey people are being shitty on something you created for people to enjoy." It does mean a lot amongst all the bs! :)

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kirayaykimura replied to your post “When you called and emailed your senator telling him not to vote for...”

Sen. Roberts' twitter is a shit show fun fact

I’m not surprised. Also I am saving this fucking email so if/when DeVos does or tries to do what he swears she won’t, my petty ass can rub his fuck up in his face.

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knightinironarmor replied to your post:“it’s like [Tony Stark] doesn’t even see the...

EYE ROLLS SO HARD I CAN SEE MY OWN BRAIN

I KNOW I JUST

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burning-like-ice replied to your post:I'm doing an IM1 rewatch.

A while ago I saw a post about Aphrodite/Hephaestus and I tried to assign Greek Gods to all the avengers. (Sadly it never went anywhere.) Nat was Aphrodite with Fury as Zeus because apparently Zeus made her marry Hephaestus the way Fury told Nat to spy on Tony.

why would you do this to me because now i will NOT BE ABLE TO FORGET THIS BRILLIANCE EVER

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sossery reblogged your post and added:

*whispers* thank god, it’s not angsty merwaine