#evansrps

[blamrps]

love you, loser. xoxo

Pot calling the kettle black, I see. I love you too, jerk. 

[gleerpconfessions]

Paro (evansrps) writes my favorite Sam! His voice comes through in all her posts and her head canons are on point. She captures his enthusiasm but also understands his insecurities. I’m super lucky to be able to create crazy verses with her Sam!!

[nicholasjohn]

[MSG:] I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger. // [MSG:] We've talked about this! It’s a fire hazard! // [MSG:] So I found this box of flavored condoms…

SAM: I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger.SEBASTIAN: ……….SEBASTIAN: ………………SEBASTIAN: I’ll be needing at least two fucks and a blowjob to make up for that.

SAM: We've talked about this! It’s a fire hazard!SEBASTIAN: So is Blaine’s hair but we keep him around.

SAM: So I found this box of flavored condoms…SEBASTIAN: What if I think you taste better than shitty tropical fruit?

[blamrps]

[nicholasjohn]

MASAM

Who’s more dominant: Mason totally gets that Sam wants him to be and he struggles with that at first but then he gets the hang of it and that makes him appreciate when Sam actually does take charge even more.

Who’s the cuddler: THEY LIVE FOR CUDDLING.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Mason loves being little spoon but he knows Sam likes to be held so they take turns.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: A lot of typical dude nights with pizza and movies. Mason’s mostly hung out with girls his whole life so he thinks it’s really amazing that Sam wants him around a lot, especially if Blaine’s also there!!!

Who uses all the hot water: Mason. He’s got a pretty intense checklist for what needs to happen in the shower to make sure his hair and his skin stay in tip-top shape, okay.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Whether or not Blam is endgame??

Who does most of the cleaning: Mason knows if he doesn’t do it that it’s not happening!!

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Their TV watching is a weird mix of reality show competitions that the twins absolutely need to watch together and all the geeky stuff Sam needs in his life.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Sam is too scatterbrained to deal with it so Mason leaves an overly peppy voicemail about it like they’re not super freezing. When Sam asks why nothing’s fixed yet, Mason texts Madison to deal with it for him.

Who leaves their stuff around: SAM and it kinda drives Mason crazy.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Mason. He’s honestly concerned Sam goes through cereal  boxes and gallons of milk that fast.

Who remembers anniversaries: Sometimes they get stuck trying to cram two different celebrations into one day because they both come up with surprise plans.

Who cooks normally: Sam! Mason can make stuff out of a box but that’s about it. He’s relied on Madison keeping him alive this whole time. OOPS.

How often do they fight: Their insecurities can lead to some sticky situations but they’re more likely to act really upset and then comfort each other about it than end up in a screaming match.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: SO MUCH TEXTING!!!

Nicknames for each other: They’ve somehow made babe and baby super sexual idek

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Sam is all over being a gentleman.

Who steals the covers at night: MASON IS A DEFINITE BLANKET HOG.

What would they get each other for gifts: Really random inside-joke related stuff but also the typical corny flowers, candy, etc.

Who kissed who first: Sam kissed him first.

Who made the first move: Mason decided to be bold with the flirting even if he panicked right away afterwards.

Who remembers things: They’re equally intense about wanting to remember everything but Mason is the one who keeps a journal so he's got a legit record of stuff.

Who started the relationship: Mason’s awkward and essentially asks Sam to ask him??

Who cusses more: SAM. Mason only cusses when STUFF and THINGS are GOING DOWN. #lamesexjoke

What would they do if the other one was hurt: F R E A K O U T

Who is the dirty talker: Sam is a lot better at it but Mason is his little dirty padawan okay.

A head canon: I HAVE SO MANY ALREADY????? THE GLASSES OBSESSION. THEM GETTING THEIR FUTURE SEX IDEAS FROM FANFIC BECAUSE MASON CAN’T DEAL WITH PORN LIKE THAT’S TOO MUCH FOR HIM. MASON HAVING HIS STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER SPIRAL FULL OF FANTASIES. THEM BEING ALL INTO TIES AND BLAZERS. THEY GET INTO ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SITUATIONS BECAUSE THEY'RE WAY TOO ENTHUSIASTIC FOR THEIR OWN GOOD. SAM EVENTUALLY BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR MASON'S FIRST EXPERIENCE WITH ALCOHOL. K I'M DONE.

[gleerpconfessions]

Paro’s Ryder is perfection. He never fails to bring a smile to my face.

[blamrps]

Casper would have been an easier ghost to deal with.