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Cutthroat and London Drugs brand fig newtons on a Flames game night. Awe sugar, sugar.

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Encouraged by family AKA ruined by Photoshop; Thanks @tumblweed

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31 days: Tattoo or not?

I have no body art save the scar on my left side from lighting myself on fire in the '70s. It was a magic trick, abracadabra. It did not work out.

Over the years ink came and went in my life. Sometimes I got dinner.

I chose to commit once and for all to getting some real ink during our last road trip. I figured the indulgence might distract me from the mutiny that was rising in the ranks. However the artist did not show up. When the tattoo artist is a no-show I consider it a sign for the tattoo gods to rethink my plan.

I suppose if I was pushed to get some art these days it might be novel to have my last will and testament written on a grain of rice and then that grain of rice could be the eyebrow of a lake trout on an anchor around my neck. 

It's not going to happen unless my public demands it.

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42 days to famous: Plan 'A' - get the media on your side

So far I think it is almost impossible to get the media on my side. I think this is because the media I would want on my side are legit and therefore cannot be bought. Obviously I am screwed.

Still, being a very positive proactive person I've decided to meet as many media as possible while they are babies. My plan is to talk to all the babies I happen to meet. I will make them laugh, tell them stories about ogres, which I am sure their stupid parents are not doing, even though everyone one knows babies love orges. I even plan to offer the babies a free vacation at my mom's once they grow up and can mow grass.

I will keep tabs on the babies and will contact them in the future. I will retell the ogre story and they will have a subconscious attraction to me, they will want to protect me.

That's my B plan. My A plan is to drop my standards