#eveeeeer

[sweetieliilac]

soooo today i got to cum for like two hours straight!

dad told me to use my vibrator until it died and i had got to fuck myself with the biggest dildo i have (streeeetching me out)

getting worse and worse every day! and i couldn’t be happier 💕

[all-ringils-blazing]

Excuse you aren't dried plums supposed to have N O T a fuckin pit ?????? CAUSE I WAS EATING DRIED PLUMS WHILE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND A FUCKIN PIT APPEARED AND TRIED TO WRECK MY TOOTH ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????????!

[leiasalonga]

"A Whole New World” by Lea Salonga (with the band as her Aladdins) at Cafe Carlyle 

[basil-and-orange]

Semi-final instance today!

Gotta hand in my thesis today (or tomorrow morning)

I got nervous

I smoked

Couldn’t think clearly

So I drank some rum to at least fade the nerves away

Jee I’m so happy and productive now! hahahaha

Note: My fucking tutor told me ON SATURDAY I had to print it three times in book format and hand it in today. It’s around 150 pages??? No way I’m printing it at gome??? WHAT AN ASS????????. 

[heathersapples]

@apple

if my phone ever restarts while I’m reading something that beautiful again i will beat your billion dollar asses

[illegalflour]

I literally fell asleep in the cinema during a horror movie.

[heathersapples]

I just cringed so hard my neck cramped

[glorfindels-ringing-bells]

I let my crush eat six of the 8 macncheese bites I bought on Tuesday

SIX out of EIGHT

I don't think he realized that I was proposing