Okay so can I just share something.
So I'm taking PE over the summer, and so we're playing volley tennis (it's like tennis played with a volleyball with 6 people in each team). So this girl on the other team has her phone out and she's listening to music. When we were playing, every time the ball comes even remotely close to her, she runs away and when we're not really in the middle of anything, she starts dancing and shaking her butt and shit in the middle of the court. We tolerated her for a while, since we were too tired to do anything anyway.
But then, she says that we should switch courts. There was no real reason to change courts, since it wasn't like the sun was in their eyes. We asked why and do you know what she says?
"I want to get an even tan."
As we're walking over to the other court, I just start giggling and then I looked at her, and she looked like the kind who would overuse hashtags, so I decided to call her "#eventone" and "#eventan." And so since then, we just called her #eventone and #eventan.
And today, she got kicked out from summer school for not doing anything and not listening to teachers.
all she wanted was to have an even tan, guys.