#every damn time...

[rainbowprisimatic]

Me, finding an amazingly written fic with an ambigious physical appearenced gender neutral reader insert who isnt whiney, a mean bitch, or a toddler brained idiot like most other reader depictions: :D !!

Also me, when 70% of the way through the author forcefully makes the reader insert have she/her pronouns with zero warning or reason, and acts as if the reader was always fem the whole time despite the fic being labeled and tagged as gender neutral - and the reader only being called a they up until that point: .... >:,(

[cro0kedme]

Me: Okay its my time off so I should relax while I have the chance.

My brain: interesting thought! Very interesting thought. However, have you considered *wave of anxiety and dread so powerful its indescribable with the english language*

[solar-melodies]

i consume media. i fall in love with specific aspect of media and write a billion things about it. i open the internet. i have somehow picked the rarepair

[spinster2004]

i watch one movie and suddenly theres two new people i wanna see having freaky sex

[t-valentines]

hey babe yes the person who insisted their cishet boyfriend was actually gay for liking them and a girly trans woman, then said he was gay when they became 'friends', has now, since deciding he is evil, become insistent that he is a cishet man again and says balding is karma because she equates beauty standards with morality. yeah she's doing it again. no she would never actually date a trans person.

[qteeclown]

daiso is insane like you go in there thinking ok I'm not going to buy anything I'm just looking, we know what happened last time. then you think well one or two things won't hurt.... and finally you're walking up to the cash register with four items in hand and somehow the total ends up being nearly 20$

[queenangst]

u_u estimated 12 chapters for clearwater which can only mean its going to be at least 24 per my past experiences

[rainydaydecaf]

Ellie: Hello, I’m a new SPN character. I have a collection of dragon-slaying swords.

Me: 😍

Ellie: Also, I’m a nine hundred year old eldritch horror that got pulled into this dimension by accident, but this place is kind of cool, so I’ve gone native and enjoyed living as a human for the past century.

Me: 😍😍😍

Ellie: Oops, I’m dead now. The writers had me tortured and killed for plot reasons.

Me: 😢