Me: My computer is not lagging for once, maybe I’m gonna treat myself and do a meta event for once!
My internet:

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Me: My computer is not lagging for once, maybe I’m gonna treat myself and do a meta event for once!
My internet:
my brother is the only irl person who liked bnha and he doesn’t super care abt manga spoilers so I was telling him abt how I was worried abt aizawa but now it looks like he’ll be fine and he goes “oh my god, a daddy death scare??” in his best 17 yr old girl voice
I go to a blog for Tiger and Bunny, I find JoJo posts, I find Ace Attorney posts,
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Every time.. MUST OWN Weed Accessories
person: *invites me to their bbq and claims to have vegan options*
me, @ the bbq: “oh hey sure am excited for the vegan options you mentioned!”
person: *proceeds to pull out a cucumber, lettuce and cherry tomato salad and Italian dressing* Made it just for you! Bon Appetit!
Me, crying: “gee, thanks Deborah, it looks fucking terrible”