#everymiserablemoment

[damonstevedore]

thesordidone: “Ugh. Do you have to bring your big boy pants to every conversation we have? Just play with me, Ric. Grab your keys, pack a bag. We’ll deliver some vengeance and hit every White Castle...

             Alright, my darlings. One of my besties, and a damn fine canon Alaric Saltzman roleplayer, is looking to reboot their blog because I convinced them to watch Legacies and I've gone and broken their fragile mind. I'm not even sorry.

      EVERYMISERABLEMOMENT is looking for Josie & Lizzie to write with, Hope Mikaelson, and the general Legacies cast. Go give him a squidge, yes?

[damonstevedore]

Well, that was stupid. If you've got another great idea, just keep it to yourself.

             Damon's grimacing, trying to wipe enough molasses out of his eyes to give him back a little of his vision. The most tragic part of all this? His jacket's never going to smell right again. He shoots Ric a little, beady, even steely glare, "Hey, at least I had a plan. They can't all be gems."

[naturesloopholed-a]

HE MADE NO SENSE IN HER mind. He only ever wanted her around when he needed her and it was a puppet on a string doing what he wants being controlled by the headmaster. Sitting in his office staring at the urn instead of him. ❝I do trust you but do you trust me? Because it feels like you don’t.❞ 

[thatslayer]

👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. for old time's sake.

Get to know the people in my muse’s life.

👫 …someone who has a crush on my muse. 

                 Well, there's your muse, lol. I don't really think too many sane people (no offense, Ric) have a crush on Faith because she’s just the worst but there's definitely something up with them, especially whatever the heck is going on in New Orleans.

[thesordidone-blog]

@everymiserablemoment

"What? Those slayers are going out suh-laying and I can't call them on being toootally lesbigay but I say you and I are going wine tasting and suddenly everybody thinks we're dating? Ugh. How is that fair? Yeah we're dating but they don't know that for sure so it's really conjecture on their part if you think about it. Tsssssk. Profiling is wrong."

[incorrecttvdquotes]

Alaric: Who needs Candied Island? It’s safer at the docks! Damon: But there ain’t no streams of sodie pop, go drippin’ down the rocks…

[thatslayer]

How does one win Faith's heart?

           Um. Poker?

      It's not all that hard, actually. Canon Faith falls for people incredibly easily, although I don't think she can tell the difference between platonic, romantic and sexual but I might be missing something in the translation there. She'll follow you around, back you up even when you're kind of wrong. Act like your prison wife no matter how new your friendship is. She'll become your body guard, your long lost pal as well as other Paul Simon-like stupidity.

                  But she's very, very fragile and she hates being passed over, rejected or made to feel apart from everyone else. She can and will break every bone in your body if your hurt her feelings (depending on her age/the year - older Faith is a little more stable, a little less eager to give you a chance though) so it's best to just let sleeping dogs lie because the kind of damage someone like Faith can do to you if she's heartbroken really isn't worth the 'winning' of her heart to begin with. You don't want Faith to love you, trust me.

[thatslayer]

Because I know you’re having a hard time right now and you need a hug. Alaric wants to give you both this…

but I stopped him. xD We’re always here for you and Faith.

                                         Awww, thank you, darling! I do need hugs, actually. <3

                   And since it’s a special occasion, I think Faith and I can make an exception for Alaric smooches.