Jul 30, 2018
You know, sometimes you get these random emails feigning earnestness from a brand’s CEO, attempting to make you feel just a little bit special, just like, YOU were the chosen one. YOUR opinion matters! And sometimes, you decide to dish that kind of sincerity back to them, just getting really DTE (down to earth, for future reference), flattering them with your beloved, fictitiously HUGE collection of their shoes as staples in your wardrobe. But the truth is, you can’t really afford their shoes more than once every couple years, and actually, you’re just kinda hoping they write back with a discount code for your clear effort put into this sincere response. Lesson learned (again, for the record): nah, that discount code aint comin.