Psychotic Girl

just a girl, lolz ;)

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*~*~*Coming together *~*~* as a community of strangers targeted by a spam bot with supposed naked pics beyond that link is a beautiful thing.

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I discovered reddit fame recently when I posted the question everyone is desperate to know the answer to: how old are you?! Just truly fascinated by the amount of ages out there. Shout out to all my fellow redditors on r/trees, y’all blew my mind. It was lit.

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TFW you're invited to a meeting about tokenism as the token female

female working in advertising

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I’m the funniest person I know

Me just now, after looking back on all of my tumblr posts and chucklin alongside my past self. (via psychoticgrrl)

LITERALLY ME, TODAY, AGAIN

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What I’m thankful for today: the fact that cyborgs are finally, FINALLY, having their moment. Bless up.

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Life Hack: Like your own youtube comments to feel more important when it comes to your observations while learning about real estate investing LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So, something happened today and it’s truly altered the course of my life. They announced who won the HGTV Dream Home Giveaway, which you’ll be equally as shocked to learn that it wasn’t me. I’m truly taken aback by this news, and in the wake of processing how I can move forward, I’ve made one last attempt for HGTV to make the right decision (I’m sorry Beverly Fulkerson but also like, fuck off it was mine) and award me, the obvious winner, the 2019 Dream Home Giveaway. Here’s to hoping they know the right move to make and respectfully rescind the award to Mrs. Fulkerson and put that big money barrel in my name!!!! Woooo!!!!

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HmMmmMm I’ve been sOoOoOoOooooo curious about this one!!!!! Thanks @thebalancetoday for this uplifting morning email!! Can’t w8 to find out the answer!

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Hi guys, for all my new followers out there let me introduce myself. My name is Teenbot McMuffin and I am a wellness and lifestyle blogger from Wyoming, Iowa. I absolutely love sharing parts of my life that bring joy to others. I have an emotional support ferret named Matilda that travels with my everywhere I go. As I write this she’s curled up napping in my fanny pack! Anyways, some fun facts about me are I love juggling, Irish dancing, and reading romance novels. My mantra is “love your body” because I LOVE mine! DM me for any questions about wellness or lifestyle because I do that stuff! Kbye ❤️❤️

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I have discovered the best place on the internet and it is the THIS CAT IS C H O N K Y Facebook group.

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Sickest discovery of 2019 is the ability to scare the shit out of my boyfriend when I’m not at home thanks to our bougie smart speaker.

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Why, Balenciaga? Why.  

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You know, sometimes you get these random emails feigning earnestness from a brand’s CEO, attempting to make you feel just a little bit special, just like, YOU were the chosen one. YOUR opinion matters! And sometimes, you decide to dish that kind of sincerity back to them, just getting really DTE (down to earth, for future reference), flattering them with your beloved, fictitiously HUGE collection of their shoes as staples in your wardrobe. But the truth is, you can’t really afford their shoes more than once every couple years, and actually, you’re just kinda hoping they write back with a discount code for your clear effort put into this sincere response. Lesson learned (again, for the record): nah, that discount code aint comin. 

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Quora really has tailored the emails I get from them to a very specific degree of insanity that I can’t help but marvel at the human-centric advances of technology as I simultaneously feel like an absolute dork for desperately wanting to read the rest of John Broughton’s story of his gentle but overweight female cat.

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Guyyyzzzz, today I’m sharing something I love with you all because sharing is caring and well, I just LOVE this blog that sends me updates on how to repay my student loans faster. It’s the BESTEST!!! Today Student Loan Hero sent me this amazing article featuring an incredible life hack on how I could (and even you!!) “get my student loans canceled.” Unfortunately numbers 1-6 totally don’t apply to me because they require like, identity theft or like, going to a school that completely fucked you over by closing down while you were taking out loans for its classes, but when I got to number 7 I was so PSYCHED I just HAD TO SHARE!!! When there’s no other option left, and the student debt is just too unbearable, luckily **federal** loans (not necessarily private loans, so you’re still fucked there lolz) will forgive your debt when you die. So, don’t worry, there won’t be a special place in hell for you to work minimum wage until your 50k is paid off as interest accrues faster than you can pay it down. LOLZ!!!! OMG!!!!!!!! 

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TFW it’s silent in the office and you take out your retainer to drink your coffee and everyone pretends to not hear that recognizable retainer-getting-unstuck sound they actually have heard every day for the past six months before you consume something at your desk, in front of your screen, in silence.