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i can’t breathe i can’t speak i can’t think nothing on my mind but eren fuckin yeager.

#☆. eren #like WHY would he do this #WHY WOULD HE DO THIS TO MEEEEE #EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE #I ENVISION EREN IN HIM SO WELL #UGHHHHSHSHSHHSHSAHHHHHHHHH #*angry but aroused scream*#AND THE BANDANNA???#IMMEDIATELY THINGS OF EREN IN LUV THIS SHIT

literature quizzes. repost with your muse’s results for the following quizzes.

homeric epithet . You are, Doctor, great teller of tales. The Greek hero Odysseus had many epithets ascribed to him (others included “much-enduring,” “cunning,” and “man of twists and turns”), and this was one of them, so you’re in good company.

fatal flaw . your compassion Bottom line: you’re TOO NICE, and this will inevitably spell out your doom. You might meet your end by sacrificing yourself to save another, or—even more likely—you’ll happen across some individuals of questionable character who will take advantage of your niceness and lead you to ruin. Either way, it’s not looking good. You need to be meaner. Maybe scream at a small child or leave a bad tip at a restaurant or something, I don’t know. I’m trying to save you, okay?

greek mythology death . Murdered by accident, in Achilles’ armor one day, during the trojan war, achilles decides to just up and quit. he’s the greatest warrior apparently ever, so this is something of an issue. you can’t bear to watch men die in battle for achilles’ pride, so you don his armour yourself and lead his men into battle. everyone thinks you are achilles, and morale is high. you die, however, because somewhere in there you remember that you’re actually terrible at fighting. silver lining : achilles avenges your death something FIERCE. so that’s something.

which literary setting do you belong in ? You got “On the road!” Like so many literary characters (Huck Finn, Odysseus, Gulliver, etc.), you’re an adventurer and explorer at heart, and the literary setting that most closely matches your personality is, quite frankly…all the settings! You’re not meant to settle down in one spot—you’re the kind of person who hits up multiple parties in one night, and your insta is probably filled with pics of all the cool places you’ve travelled to. So embrace it! Take to the open road with your friends, run through a field of wildflowers in the middle of nowhere, and please get a pic next to the world’s largest Ketchup bottle.

tagged by : @onlykira tagging : @theidealiist @futureunwound @friendoftheood @sepulchrebound @floriistry & whoever else !

#tag meme #thank you for tagging me #[headcanon]#this is five #everything is accurate

🎭✨THE BURNBOOK IS HERE✨🎭 i tried to pick just one of you to spill the truth about, but couldn’t decide. orpheus, you’re a simp. elphaba, you’re an overbearing hunk of junk. eliza, you’re like the opposite of chill. be better. - regina 😌💅

YOU SHOULD SAY IT BECAUSE ITS TRUE.

#lmfaoooo this made me laugh sm #for a moment i thought someone actually wrote me a burnbook #EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE #orpheus is a simp #elphaba is too full of it #but eliza deserves a place in the BURNbook

When the video explaining why this bombed does a better job summarizing the premise than any trailer or ad has.

#everything is accurate #the darkest minds

(Name)Caroline- (Nicknames)Caro, Kro, Caro-chan- (Age)17- (Gender)Female- (Sexual Orientation)I mean you're really straight but if you didn't fear boobs so much I could see you swinging both ways- (Nationality)American- (Relationship status)Single but always on the booty hunt- (Likes)Anime, writing, reading, fiction, dialogue, food- (Dislikes)boobs, one-sided friendships, boobs- (Random fact)I still believe you could get with the guy who did the disney impressions

OH MY GOD WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS THIS IT’S SO ACCURATE BC I LOVE DIALOGUE AND THE DISNEY IMPRESSIONS GUY IM CRYING OMG WHO WAS IT PLEASE COME FIND ME FORGET YOUR BOOBS ILL MARRY YOU

#hawkwarddolphin #EVERYTHING IS ACCURATE