#everything is cake

[shirozen]

Everything is cake

[neverniko101]

hey guys this is Howard

he is a cake I made for a Halloween party in an hour and a half during which he will be ritualistically sacrificed and his flesh devoured

say hi, Howard

…should I give this a gore warning??

i’m going to just in case-

[brandyschillace]

[calorum-campaign-ideas]

everything is Cake in Calorum

ideas for Calorum involving hyper realistic cakes:

a spymaster from Candia or Ceresia who disguises themself as other food groups by wearing elaborate fondant/chocolate prosthetics

a lord who guards themself against assassination by dressing up their Sideserfs in Candian cake disguises

hyper realistic cake golems that infiltrate other kingdoms or houses

[zinnia-exe]

The idea for this one is very old, as you can imagine, but I still thought it was worth posting it

Just imagine Annie waking up in the middle of the night with the sudden urge to bake, and then in the morning she realizes what she's done

[amishfarmer69]

[ruinedchildhood]

Cake: The Movie (2020) dir. David Lynch & David Cronenberg

[forkdork]

Day 16! for food its Cake-! w wha w WHAT THE FUCK????