“ i’m definitely not drunk enough to be here , “ scowl dances ‘pon lips as he fidgets with the cat ears , “ and these stupid fucking cat ear clips are making my head hurt , and i just read a paper about how JFK definitely wouldn’t have been killed , “ peers at the paper in front of him , squinting as he looks past the red marks on the paper , “ ‘ if he just dodged the bullets , forehead ‘ , “ milo scowls , before tossing the paper onto marble bar top . “ please tell me your night is going just as horribly as mine . “ ( @evielallemxnt )
















