#doaxter

[hairlice]

Is this anything

[dexteryaoi]

[bornfreediedcaged]

Doakes: I know you’re connected to the Ice Truck Killer and I’ll find out how you psychopathic witty terrible stupid freak.

Dexter:

[sweetmourninglambs]

[antisocialitedykedexter]

i like my serial murderers gay as shit and yearning beyond belief for the person who wants to arrest and or kill them

[erebus-6]

okay but like?? why are there STILL so few dexter x doakes fics??? hello?? the franchise literally just got resurreccted (pun intendet), there’s new content and yet y’all are STILL sleeping on the best dynamic in the whole damn first series.

DOAKES??? he literally has the most compelling arc with dexter, he sees through his mask, he calls him out and the potential??? rivals to reluctant allies, slow-burn tension, forced proximity (work partners?? canon??), mutual obsession??? the banter?? THE CHEMISTRY??

i’m so tired of scrolling through the tag on ao3 and just seeing so little of them (I read everything, for the love of god i want more) where is the content?? where are the fix-its?? where are the post-season-2 AUs where they actually talk instead of everything going to hell?? where’s the fic where they actually work together, bond, share coffee, maybe kiss a little (a lot)????

like sorry but y’all are depriving me. dexter x doakes has everything:

tension

mutual respect hidden under layers of insults

enemies-to-something-more

potential redemption arc???

scary man + scary man but they secretly care

I know there are more people that actually enjoy thta ship, i just need to find them

[dearharrison]

i cant stop thinking about just how many people are head over heels in love with dexter. he can get away with so much just because all he needs to do is give ANYONE those neglected shelter dog eyes and they'll crumble at his feet like sand. He's like the female lead in one of those harem romance webtoons

[monitoring-you]

★ lmao hi @sliceofwifi