#evil!!!!!!!!

[anonymousruminations]

gay people rejoice! i come bearing a gift

based on this panel from red robin #9:

[marleysfinest]

WAIT DO U THINK IIDA COULD KEEP HIS ENGINES REVVING WHILE INSIDE AND MAKE HIS COCK VIBRATE

I’M NOT LISTENING TO YOU.

yes I think the first time he figures out that he can do it he nuts immediately and so do you

[iggyshippingcorner]

It probably happens when they think they’re home safe too. Then the adrenaline wears off and, oh, he’s hit. And feeling weaker by the second. He sways forward, tells the Doctor he’s sorry. Robotnik catches him and he smells so good, like home. He feels safe. And he’s going to die isn’t he? Without his Doctor ever knowing how he really feels about him? He can’t find the words, there’s just not enough time and his vision is getting blurry.. but his teeth are right up against the Doctors neck… (-)

STOPPPPPPP

KILLING ME!!

God I loooove whump where the adrenaline wears off and it’s like a visible countdown of “okay we’re safe” 1..2..3… collapses on the floor

Stumbling into Robotnik, tucking his face into his neck where he smells good and home and familiar, mouth opening but he can’t find the words to reassure him

[poolboydivision]

looking at a job listing at an immigration attorney office and all the ads are for the US border patrol, which since I don't usually visit border patrol sites I have to imagine is somehow deliberate on their part

[burnedmuffinz]

how could he say that....

[itsaaudraw]

this new tumblr promotion feature SUCKS!!!!! why was dream promoted to me against my will!!!!!!

[logarto]

also i hate the mines