Fair bachelor, thy visage didst capture mine gaze, and I could not resist the urge to make mine presence known. Pray tell, art thou a sorcerer? For upon setting mine eyes upon thy profile, all else did disappear. Know thou that I am a man of 25 years, with form as fair as Apollo and physique as sturdy as a fortress. Pure of body and health, ever ready for dalliance and adventure. Music doth soothe mine soul, the great outdoors doth invigorate mine being, and all manner of new experiences doth excite mine curiosity. A lover of culinary delights, I am ever eager to sample new fare from diverse establishments. A good listener am I, with a wit as sharp as a rapier, and a love for jests both dark and humorous. Bonus points shall be awarded to thou, if thou canst make me laugh with a jest most wicked. Rest assured, mine intentions are not solely those of a dalliance, but to share in life's experiences with a companion most fair
-The Evil Wizard
Hello. Evil wizard. No. I am not a sorcerer. I am rich Though you do sound splendid... How does collecting gold for 1$ an hour sound? Say yes or else If you can kill that scandal Robin Hood your pay will be raised to 2$ an hour. For that extra point... (Which I'm assuming means I'm getting gold) Here's a little joke: Why did the Robin Hood cross the river? Because nobody liked him and also he is ugly. He drowned shortly after Please mail back. Thank you. -Greedy evil dwarf