#evil first

[evil-first-link]

What...?

Where... where am I? Didn't I...

What happened?

[lu-lucky-clover]

Interview? I understand you most likely don't accept requests, but the evil community's voice deserves to be heard.

Oh yes! I would love to interview someone from the evil community! And interview requests are always open, though not always accepted.

I am always open to speaking on any topic. Do you have one in mind? I know the evil community has a track record, but I won't let that drive this, so anything you'd like to speak on, I'll listen to.

[literal-legend-rabbit]

but like

what if i ripped your zelda into shreds

before you could do the same to me?

hypothetically, of course

i would still rip you into shreds, and then find a necromancer. reaping more destruction will only cause yourself more pain

hypothetically, why are you doing this? fable hasn't hurt you

[mobthoughts]

who should i antagonize today?

i am leaving the choice to you

*i need a hero by bonnie taylor starts playing at x1.25 speed*

well i just read a fic about legend getting ides of march'd so... go bother him

[evil-first-link]

Alright, so from what I've gathered, Demise was sealed away a long time ago... around a few thousands years, give or take...

And now there's some 'hero's spirit?' That Hylia created?

Does that mean I've been dead for... oh, goddesses...

Gods, I could not be more confused right now.