Hero of the Wild, a drug dealer?
In recent events, multiple situations have happened surrounding drugs with underage Hyruleans, and in all these events, the Hero of the Wild, @wild-linked-universe, has been scarily close to the scene.
Multiple heroes have called it out and mentioned it before, like our world-renowned hero of time (see figure 1.1)
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The era of the wild is known for its unpredictable and random nature, but hearing about illegal drugs is a first, even for me!
The closest thing to an illegal drug I've seen is marbled rock roast, which we later learnt was a plot of distraction and a roadblock placed by a puppet of our princess to slow the hero in his quest. But the rock roast was designed to control and manipulate the minds of those who ate it, who were mainly the goron people.
So, where our hero would be getting this, I could not tell you. I suppose it's a secret to us all.
Am I saying that our local hero is, in fact, harvesting, creating, and dealing illegal drugs to minors? No! That would be absurd without full proof, because we here at the luckly clover don't lie! But until a later time, we have no way of confirming or denying these intense allegations, so this is where I'll leave you this week, folks.
Until Next week, have a fantastic day! Stories and rumours are always welcome in our ask box!
-Written by Traysi Gazette, and translated to common english by Zelda "Flora" Hyryle's translation system
Posted on March 8th, 2026 (Modern Human Calendar) Last edited on March 8th, 2026 (Modern Human Calendar)
