#evil goblins

[tabbytrout]

Queerbait me once, shame on you

Queerbait me twice. Shame on you

Queerbait me thrice... Sends my ghouls and evil. goblins to jump you and casts an evil spell over your town and. Casts fireball on you. I HATE YOY I HATATE YOU

[linksscarf]

Inappropriate warning!

I dont usually post stuff like this but.... Talking to my roommate about the new coochie soap stuff that smells like cupcakes &/or fruit & we decided either way its better than smelling like vag. & we were discussing pre/post period & decided the reason it sometimes smells like ick is because an evil invisible goblin crawls up there & dies. Therefore it takes between 3-7 days to get it outta there. Depending how big the goblin was.

[thacademywas]

Hey, did anyone else when they were a kid think that a little goblin or something was living in the streetlights and stuff and they were really evil and changed the light to red just to annoy you?