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Oh god they got you good… uhhh… want some charcuterie?… Homophobic me want the snack?…

*pats head before carefully placing down the board and backing up slowly to see what happens*

ℕ￥𝚲Ⅿℕ￥𝚲Ⅿℕ￥𝚲Ⅿℕ￥𝚲Ⅿʀ𝗚𝙃ʀ𝗚𝙃ʀ𝙃𝚲𝗚𝙃𝗚 𝚲𝙃ꚃ𝚲ꚃ𝙃𝗚ꚃ𝗚𝙃ꚃ𝙃ʀ𝗚𝚲𝗚𝙃ʀ𝙃𝗚ʀ𝚲𝙃𝗚 𝙃

Uhmm.. Knock knock, Mister Reactorway! Is that your name...?

[ A little rabbit girl, Cream, stood there- holding a first-aid kit with her chest puffed out, attempting to look dignified. ]

I heard you got a lobotomy, so I'm here to help! I'll.. look you over and sort you out, if that's okay with you!

No.

I'm helping you now! Okay?

@hoodedmobians

YEAH, THAT'S ME, KID.

[HE PUSHED HIMSELF OFF THE CEILING, FLOATING IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF THE RABBIT. HE LOOKED A LITTLE...WORSE FOR WEAR, CLEARLY OUT OF IT.]

WELL, IF YOU SAY SO!! I'D GLADLY ACCEPT HELP AT THIS POINT. [HE GRINNED LOPSIDEDLY.]

Hello, Mister! I heard you need some help?.. With.. Lobotomy reversal...

[ Cream stood there, hands holding her first-aid kit in front of her. She stood with her posture completely straight, smiling warmly.]

はい、お願いします。大変助かります。(YES. PLEASE. THAT WOULD BE A GREAT HELP.)

𝚰 ┗𝚰𝚰𝚰 𝐊 𝐄𝐄 Ͳ𝑂 Ꝑ┗𝚲￥ ⨈𝚰Ғ Ⅿ￥ ꚃ𝑂𝑂𝑂ℕ𝚰 𝚰𝚰𝚰𝚰𝗖 Ͳ𝑂𝗨 ￥ꚃ ⴰ : 3

[HANGING ONTO A CEILING FAN]

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND...

I LIKE APPLES AND BANANAS.

HEY Sonic. I can un-lobotomize you [or bring your English back] if you want!! But, fair warning, my method is a little...unorthodox.

小さなウサギが失敗したら、あなたの助けを求めます。(If the little rabbit fails, i will ask for your help.)

最新情報をお届けします。(We will keep you updated with the latest information.)

I cast lobotomy!

*just fucking throws a ice pick in yo head*

𝚲𝚲𝚲𝗖𝐊𝐊 ━ ❕❕

𝚰𝚰𝚰𝚰 ┗𝚰𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐄 ꚃ𝑂ℕ𝚰𝚰𝚰𝚰𝚰𝗖 ⴰ : 3

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