#evil overlordposting

[the-weirder]

babygirl, i thought we talked about removing the head-on charge from your attack pattern. when it collides with me, i’m stunned for a duration of 1.5 seconds, giving the hero ample time to attack my weak points and deplete my first health bar, ending my first phase before i can get all my dialogue out.

[the-weirder]

all my minibosses deal more damage than your minibosses because their evil health insurance doesn’t have a deductible, and preexisting conditions are covered under the Fair Entitlements Act of Real Maniacal Evildoers or “F.E.A.R  M.E.”

[the-weirder]

cancelling my gender subscription when i found out i can get the same perks from pirating on a site with adblocker enabled. 

the power of technology is staggering.