Soo this year I was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes so I'm still fairly new but this is from the perspective of someone who has been diagnosed. This does briefly touch on being in an intimate relationship but you can skip over that and still be able to read it if that makes you uncomfortable.
When you found out about your diagnosis, he was there and has been there for every step of the way.
Uno softly reminding you to take your medication when he notices it slipped your mind.
Him helping you with testing your blood sugars.
If you feel a bit sick, Uno getting you whatever you need to feel a bit better.
Reassuring you that your blood sugars will come back to normal range when you're having a difficult day.
When you're low, Uno bringing you your favourite snack.
When you go out, together choosing places to eat that you know won't spike your blood sugar.
Him teaching you how to workout safely at The Keep.
Going on evening walks after dinner.
If you're in a intimate relationship with him and having issues with low labido, him not putting any pressure on you.
Hell, even if you aren't, him never putting any pressure on you to do something you're uncomfortable with. He has been there from the beginning and knows how hard this is for you.
Imagine: Who you and your Dark Order S/O will be dressing up as for Halloween?
These might be gendered as far as characters go but they are all gender neutral. I also gave a couple of options so if you don't like one, you can imagine another. As well as this can easily be read as You x Your Dark Order bestie. Let your imagination run wild.
Evil Uno
Batman and Catwoman
Deadpool and Wolverine
Mario And Peach
John Silver
I know he is a massive Harry Potter fan but I steered away from HP because I find it personally difficult to support anything JK Rowling is connected to, still love Johnny tho.
“Hi. I am here to be your nurse" Uno joked while holding cough medicine, causing you to chuckle a little until a cough breaks up the laughter.
"Hey, hey, lay back down. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it worse" he said concerned, stepping towards you, placing the medicine on a table next to you and joining you in bed. You woke up feeling unwell that morning and Uno had been by your side, helping you with anything you need.
"You didn't. I'll be okay. I promise. I love you." You reassured, holding him close to you. "I love you too" he responded, giving you a little kiss on your forehead.
Evil Uno x Reader headcanons for when reader has their period
thanks for the encouragement @unlikelywrestlingfan
Trigger warnings: Period and poop talk
I honestly don't see Uno being grossed out by periods, he has made jokes about watching people eat poop, I don't think anything grosses that man out 💀💀💀
I feel like he is the type to make a really dumb joke that will make you both laugh and wanna hit him
But also I can imagine him being really sweet.
Wanting to try his best to take care of you, even if he isn't 100% perfect at it, he would always try.
The type of person to not know which pads you wear but still try his best to find the right one.
He would be texting you from the store, confused and asking you which ones.
He'd also pick up all the snacks and ice cream you enjoy as well as the medication you need.
Offering cuddles and to chill in bed
You both deciding on what takeaway to get
Deciding to get pizza and watch old Simpsons episodes together
If you bleed through, he'll help clean up, change the sheets while you have a shower.
Reassuring you when negative self talk starts to arise
Insp. Uno making sure you're okay, apologising over and over but you reassuring him you're okay and you know it was accident. When he realises you're okay, he offers to buy something from the pools' canteen to make up for it, you agree but only if he agrees to eat with you. You both start talking, you seeing how sweet and funny he is, how genuinely sorry he is, him giving you his number for if you need anything.