Poker is the greatest analogy for life. It's not always the person with the best hand who wins
Hindsight is 20/20
It is in fact easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission
Never bet on an inside straight
Schools teach you to never give up, life teaches you when and why you should
Whenever there is doubt there is no doubt
I don't remember, take the hint
It was like that when I got here, take the hint
Just because it could be worse, doesn't change the fact that it could be better
Memories are nice but that's all they are
In the grand scheme of things we are all alone, so treasure those who want to be alone with you
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the limitations of their women
If it harms none do what thy will shall be the whole of the law
Interfering with the drinks, freedom, of others is punishable by death
Laugh on the battlefield, cry in the dojo
Life is the result of the struggle between dynamic opposites
And the truth is they don't teach you anything you really need to learn in school
