#evilmaycry

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*Sees you tag Vergil as #ugly man* Girl, I will fight you for his honor as the more handsome one of the twins... (ง'̀-'́)ง COME AT ME DANTEF*CKERS. TODAY THE ONLY SUCKING WE VERGILS*CKERS ARE DOING TODAY IS SUCKER PUNCH.

i WILL fight you!!! okay let’s recount

dante has:

hair that compliments his looks: ✅

a full hairline: ✅

a wardrobe: ✅

more showers in the last 20 years: ✅

more screentime: ✅

a house: ✅

all vergils*ckers have is his full lips… that’s literally it. the dantef*cker community won….

i’ll bring back my favorite quote about vergil by @punchodile

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i really don't knwo how i ended up on ur blog but youre fucking hilarious and im living for. It

i’m glad you had a good time in my twisted mind

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I feel like Vergils attractiveness is based on how much hairline and eyebrows you can see cuz his aint on fleek, like look at him dead on and your eyes are gonna water, get that selfie angle and its all good.

youre absolutely right. i also think his face is something of an acquired taste.

it’s like those songs that you hate on the first listen but then absolutely become obsessed about after listening to them a few more times

DAMN i’m not about that vergilsucking life but i be seeing some extremely flattering shots of his face and i’m like “ok... not bad... not bad”

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ive already been told i’m someone “2.0” because i called vergil an ugly man.

all i have to say about it, allowing myself to quote a millennia-old meme is: YOU MUST BE NEW HERE

my old followers know that i have been clowning vergil since the dawn of mankind this blog, almost a decade ago.

it’s never serious. i actually love the guy and i love calling him ugly

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hey here’s me

i Luv the hearts filter fjksjdjdj

there’s a fair in my town rn so i went and went on a snap rampage 🤪🤪🤪 i’m sorry for my snapchat contacts JFKSKFKDKDKS

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No, Vergil's hot I won't back down about his.

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okay okay... What about DMC 3 Vergil tho?

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thank you for you birthday wishes guys they worm my heart ♥️♥️♥️

now a more modern picture of little dante girl

hello GUYS i’m still a bit drunk =^~