Nov 19, 2025
Just because I am an evil wizard doesn't mean I want the WHOLE world to suffer. I for example am going to be exempt from the suffering.
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Just because I am an evil wizard doesn't mean I want the WHOLE world to suffer. I for example am going to be exempt from the suffering.
Wizzas be like "you wouldn't just copy a spell scroll". Yes I would? I am literally out here bringing death and plague upon the peasants and the righteous, why would I care for some measly wizardry laws.
Upholding an evil reputation is very difficult. You let the good thoughts win one time and you become "redeemable" and "complex". So annoying.
"Aren't you sad and lonely all by yourself in that tower?". Do you even understand what being an evil wizard entails? I have many goblins enslaved as my servants and tons of elementals I conjured up that are willing to listen to my every single command, and you call that lonely?
Remember that it doesn't cost anything to be evil. Quite the contrary actually, I make mountains of wealth from my evil and nefarious actions. Being evil pays a lot.
Some foolish peasant called me an unwise wizza that only copies spells so I casted a polymorph spell of my own creation I named "swimming with the fishes" and he's in my pond now lmao. Good luck going back to your loving wife and kids now halfwit.