Most evil wizard west of Ravenight

I hate paladins, clerics and righteousness

[warlockofgravewood]

So many things going on in my full of evil life recently. My wizza friend invited me to his spire-warming party (yes, there will be ghoulishly green drinks with eyeballs within them). Then there's the raid on the nearby village I orchestrated by paying off the corrupt mayor, and on top of that I also have many magical and cursed items to attune to laying around in my attic. That's not even mentioning the time I need for self (spell) improvement. The life of an evil wizza sure is a busy one, no time to be bored.

[warlockofgravewood]

A spell of warding a day keeps the paladins away.

[warlockofgravewood]

"Aren't you sad and lonely all by yourself in that tower?". Do you even understand what being an evil wizard entails? I have many goblins enslaved as my servants and tons of elementals I conjured up that are willing to listen to my every single command, and you call that lonely?

[warlockofgravewood]

Just because I am an evil wizard doesn't mean I want the WHOLE world to suffer. I for example am going to be exempt from the suffering.

[warlockofgravewood]

I hate when the paladins destroy my undead army. I put someone's heart and no soul into it. Do you even realize the time it takes to cast such powerful spells?

[warlockofgravewood]

Upholding an evil reputation is very difficult. You let the good thoughts win one time and you become "redeemable" and "complex". So annoying.

[warlockofgravewood]

Remember that it doesn't cost anything to be evil. Quite the contrary actually, I make mountains of wealth from my evil and nefarious actions. Being evil pays a lot.

[warlockofgravewood]

Why call it dark magic just because it has consequences, that's pretty much anything in life. Spells exist for a reason, let me use them without being judged by some fools.

[warlockofgravewood]

The system of wizardry schooling is such a scam. You have to devote so much time just to get a degree and basic level spells. They don't even teach you any dark magic or powerful curses. Real wizzas are out there spending 20 years in their spires to create their own spells without worrying about such things as "ethics" or "morals".

[warlockofgravewood]

Brewing illegal potions is always such a great experience. I make my undead army put on my favourite play whilst I mix the cauldron and chant the incantations. The best part is the mountains of gold that the incredibly strong mixtures sell for. Honestly one of the biggest joys of life.

[warlockofgravewood]

Man I hate the development in the orb industry. Back in my day young wizzas would go out and gather corpses for their undead armies or smuggle illegal potions to turn a great profit but these days they're just constantly scrying on their orbs. I miss the days when people were truly evil.

[warlockofgravewood]

Wizzas be like "you wouldn't just copy a spell scroll". Yes I would? I am literally out here bringing death and plague upon the peasants and the righteous, why would I care for some measly wizardry laws.

[warlockofgravewood]

If paladins' deities are so powerful how come I can get rid of any paladin in just a single spell? Their god can destroy an entire kingdom if it so pleases and they get a tiny light beam. Pathetic.

[warlockofgravewood]

favourite spell channeling aparatus?

Anything that helps you achieve your evil goals can do. I myself always use a staff charged with the power of lost souls or perhaps a sinister amulet forged with the metal of the deepest depths of hell but as long as you're not using paladin "spells" you're good.

[warlockofgravewood]

There are many simple yet beautiful things to experience by being an evil sorcerer. For example sitting on the roof of your menacing spire with your bat familiar watching the lack of a sunset because you cast eternal darkness on the kingdom.

[warlockofgravewood]

Man I would never trust a paladin. They can't even keep a promise, so many oathbreakers going around. Have you ever heard of a lich changing his ways? A sorcerer giving up on their plan of world domination? Say what you want about morality but if I had to get something done I am picking a wizard over a pally any day of the week.

[warlockofgravewood]

Some foolish peasant called me an unwise wizza that only copies spells so I casted a polymorph spell of my own creation I named "swimming with the fishes" and he's in my pond now lmao. Good luck going back to your loving wife and kids now halfwit.